Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump, I said, don't do it. He said, nobody loves me. I said, God loves you. Do you believe in God? He said, yes. I said, are you a Christian or a Jew? He said, a Christian. I said, me too. Protestant or Catholic? He said, Protestant. I said, me too. What franchise? He said, Baptist. I said, me too. Northern
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Patricia Lee
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Sophia Rich
Fuckin' like one, I always did like, somebody's one to me, and I have no pride in me
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Anthony Miller
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John Paul
Nothin'? This is how you go to street her? Huh? This is how you treat your co-worker? Hey, boo her! Boo!
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John Paul
Why would you want to watch TV when you can watch a snail crawl for hours on end? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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