I'll tell you what I'm mad about. Bad Bunny's doing the f***ing halftime show. Who gives a f***ing? It's very funny to me that people were upset about that. The right gets it so wrong. Everybody's outraged about everything, obviously, but when it's like, dude, don't lose on this one. Why are they mad about Bad Bunny? Because he doesn't speak any..
A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID, "IF THIS VACUUM DOESN'T REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF IT I'LL PERSONALLY EAT WHAT'S LEFT." I REPLIED, "I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRIC THIS MORNING!"
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