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avatar John Paul

I saw something today that came close to truth in advertising. The De Beers people are almost saying what they really mean because the old De Beers slogan was, 'Diamonds are forever.' Then they changed it to this year, 'Take her breath away.' The new slogan is, 'Diamonds, render her speechless.' Why don't they just go ahead and say it? 'Diamonds, t

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
My ex:

My ex: "Can I come over?" Me: "Sure, I'll leave the door unlocked,"

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avatar Patricia Lee
THEY MIGHT NOT BE WEARING SOVIET UNIFORMS WHEN THEY COME FOR YOUR GUNS BUT THEY WILL BE COMMUNISTS NONETHELESS...

THEY MIGHT NOT BE WEARING SOVIET UNIFORMS WHEN THEY COME FOR YOUR GUNS BUT THEY WILL BE COMMUNISTS NONETHELESS...

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avatar Isabella Lewis
Hostess hairy tasty pink balls seriously, that's as classy as we can get MAY 4 E 700974 NET WT 3.5 OZ (99g) SMOSH

Hostess hairy tasty pink balls seriously, that's as classy as we can get MAY 4 E 700974 NET WT 3.5 OZ (99g) SMOSH

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avatar Mark Manson
Well, there's no circle thingy with the slash through it, so I guess it's okay.

Well, there's no circle thingy with the slash through it, so I guess it's okay.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
suddenly I am interested in that newspaper

suddenly I am interested in that newspaper

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