A woman reads a satirical children's book titled "Go F*ck Yourself Timmy". The story follows Timmy on an adventure to find a "sexy potato" for the Panda King. Along the way, his family, friends, a squirrel, a blind lion, a "lesbian heifer", and even the "sexy potato" itself repeatedly tell him "Go F*ck Yourself Timmy". He encounters ninjas, uses a
DUNBAR DRIVE IN. Hey, it's the Batmobile! Just look! I am looking! And isn't Robin too much? We're looking for someone who might have been working here. Thelma Timepiece. Oh, yes, Thelma. Sorry, Batman, you can't win them all. She quit last week. I think she went back to her hometown in the Midwest. But I'd be glad to take your order. I am a little
"Daddy, why do people hang horses?" asked my daughter. "Nobody hangs horses, darling," I consoled her on my lap. "Who told you that people hang horses?" "I just heard mummy on the phone saying that her new boss was hung like a horse." Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic.
Rest In Peace Chuck Norris. Push the blaster down and the alien concurred. He's walking on the frozen snow. Tie the legs in knots and he watched it go. The force is strong with this one. The force is scared of this one. A galaxy far, far away. He brings the pain and the light of day. No saber, no blaster. He's the only master. The dark side runs aw
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