My son asked my wife is he adopted? My son asked my wife, mom, am I adopted? She said, no, of course not. Why do you ask? He said, I did a DNA test, and it said I'm not related to nobody in this family. So my wife called me and said, look, David did a DNA test, and it says he ain't our son. So I said, well, obviously. She said, what do you mean obv
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A man and a woman are eating at a restaurant. The woman secretly steals sushi from the man's plate using her mouth, and he eventually notices and reacts with surprise and amusement.
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