I was sitting in my recliner, mindin' my own, watchin' some TV, thought I was alone. Felt a little pressure, figured let 'er slide. Didn't know that sucker had some horsepower inside. I leaned to the left, lifted one cheek, thought it'd be over nice and quick. Gave one little push, then somethin' went pop, my back locked up and I couldn't get up. I
Honey, why are you so depressed here lately? My life ain't been the same from the accident. What accident? The one where I got my finger stuck in that fucking wedding ring. This is why I am so depressed lately.
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