Couldnt sleep last night kept thinking about how the Green Ranger had a dagger that was a flute that sounded like a synthesizer thats trying to sound like a trumpet And he blew into it with his helmet on
Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal Mart greeter a woman came in with her two kids Hearing her swear at them said Good morning welcome to Wal Mart Nice kids are they twins The mom answered Hell no they aint twins The oldest ones 9 and the other ones 7 Why would you think theyre twins Are you blind or stupid replied Im not blind or stupid just couldnt believe someone slept with you twice H
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