Picked up a hitchhiker Seemed LT After a few miles he asked me if 1 wasn t afraid that he might be a serial killer I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely I think he peed
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John Paul
Eat whatever you like because The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 The inventor of gymnastics died at 57 The world bodybuilding champion died at 41 The best footballer in the world Maradona died at 60 And then The KFC inventor died at 94 The inventor of Nutella died at 88 The cigarette maker Winston died at 102 The inventor of opium died at 116 in an earthquake The inventor of Henne
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Mark Manson
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DaGuy617
Excuse me have you seen my you motherfucker
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John Paul
Funny how no one thought Trump was a racist until he ran for president and got elected
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Mr. Habekott
Mood ring toilet seats So you can know how your ass is feeling today
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