I have found you guilty of first-degree murder. I hereby sentence you to 2,500 consecutive life sentences plus 1,000 years. Once you pass away, you will receive an attempted escape charge with an additional 200 years being added to your sentence, which you will begin serving in the afterlife once you get to hell. Should you be reincarnated after y
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Agni Gauss
I've been laughing so long that even my mama thinks that my mind is gone But I ain't never caught some man that didn't deserve it We be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking Or you and your homies might be lying
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Patricia Lee
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Sophia Rich
Bill, I need to do that business thing. Princess! Like, I need to literally get that money in my bank. I need to do that money. I need to do that. Oh, princess! Literally on the phone to my grandma, um, I... Oh, princess!
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Anthony Miller
And I got molested by like five people when I was growing up. How many books do I get? Now's your chance, Dr. Phil. Who was your favorite? No. Thank you.
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