If you spank your kids with a belt, that's called abuse. That's why your kids try to kill you when there's no juice. You let them bite and kick and scream. Then you cry when they call you mean. You're supposed to raise your kids, but they raise you. You put your kids on a leash and wonder why. They turn 16 and want everyone else to die. It's cause
THE FIRST MONTH
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AFTER 1 YEAR
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I want to put it in my wallop. Can you brush your teeth every day? Well, yeah. Have a good day. All right. Ew. Oh. Oh, shit. When you're trying to be motivational and your 2 y/o tells you to brush your teeth. Asked my son did my breathe stink and this what he did
I don't want to be a fat grown-up. I want to be a skinny grown-up. Do you know any fat grown-ups? Huh? There's one guy in front. There’s one right in front of me.
THINGS MOMS USED TO SAY
What part of NO don’t you understand? I don’t care who started it! Money doesn’t grow on trees. Your face will stay like that! Your hands are not broken. Beds are for sleeping, not jumping on. No pudding until you finish your dinner. Don’t sit so close to the TV, you’ll get square eyes. No one said life is fair. Eat your ve
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![THE FIRST MONTH
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AFTER 1 YEAR
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