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avatar Joseph Mitchell
Most kids are raised by a parent that says,

Most kids are raised by a parent that says, "if they swing first, tell an adult." I am a Gen X, I was raised with a parent that said, "if they swing first, finish it!"

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW WHEN MY KIDS' PROJECTS ARE DUE BUT WHEN I DO, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS IT'S TOMORROW

I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW WHEN MY KIDS' PROJECTS ARE DUE BUT WHEN I DO, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS IT'S TOMORROW

avatar Zoe ZZZ
Kids today are soft. I died once when I was five, and my mom made me walk it off.

Kids today are soft. I died once when I was five, and my mom made me walk it off.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
A couple kids asked me today what it was like for me growing up... so I took their phones, shut off their internet, gave them a popsicle and told them to go outside till the street lights came on.

A couple kids asked me today what it was like for me growing up... so I took their phones, shut off their internet, gave them a popsicle and told them to go outside till the street lights came on.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

A little girl interrogated my daughter yesterday. 20 straight questions, and the dad didn't even stop her. Thank goodness. Why the wheelchair? Why the funny shoes? What are those buttons by her head? Every medical parent knows this moment. You brace for the moment for the other parent to shush their kid and slowly walk away. But not th

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Wren, you better sit down and put your seatbelt on. No, you want a bitch! That's right, now sit your little ass back and buckle up. Bet she won't do that shit no more. That's the type of parenting right there. That is the type of parenting I like to see right there. She gonna learn today.

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