MY TEACHER DIDN'T SEND A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE EMAIL TO MY PARENTS. SHE GRABBED ME BY THE EAR, MARCHED ME DOWN THE HALL, AND HANDED ME OVER TO THE PRINCIPAL FOR A PADDLING. I HAVE IMMACULATE MANNERS TODAY BECAUSE OF IT.
Caitlin Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic Me: So my husband -- First grader: You have a husband? Me: I do, the whole time you've known me. First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral. Me: Er, do you mean 'single'? First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats. DashDose @AlongChowdry The first grader definitely said that while picking
Son: "Dad, did you go to the same school as me?" Me: "Yes, 25 years ago. Why do you ask?" Son: "Because today Mrs. Brown said she hasn't seen an idiot like me in 25 years!"
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