Love is just a history that they may prove and when you're gone I'll tell them my religion when comes to us you'll be the king upon his throne I'm ready for there's no one I'll dance dance dance with my hands hands hands above my head like Jesus said I'll dance dance dance with my hands hands hands above my head and together for we've been denied I
Are you kidding me? Any man in this room over 40 knows if you would have actually showed up for a bike ride when you were 12 wearing a helmet, you would've needed the helmet to keep your head from caving in while your friends were pelting you with rocks. "Dorko, what's with that plastic hat?" "Cut it out." "You dented my basket, I'm telling my mom.
SCHOOL BUS. Don't. Don't! Hi, there. You know who threw that can? What can? (KICKS) (GROANS) How about you, sweetheart? You know who threw that can? Uh, no, I didn't really... (GROANS) Thank you, Mom. (ENGINE REVS) (TIRES SQUEAL) DRUG FREE GUN FREE SCHOOL ZONE. (DOOR OPENS) (CHATTERING) And what can I do for you today, sir? What's your name? Name's
Your mum's in a porno. I saw her boobs. Shut up! Hey Griffin, your mum's a whore. Come on guys, knock it off. Yeah Griffin, your mum's gross and nasty. Hey! Not cool. That's a dude's mom. Well... She's also my Mom. Ahh, your mum's a whore. Yeah, suck it! You're a whore daughter. Yeah, Griffin gets it.
Bullies tried to humiliate him by making him ask out the most popular girl out and she said Yes. Ithiel @KingAreks When God turns your enemies plan to good.
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