My Dad Once Told Me The Day Will Come When Your Parents Call And You'll Be Too Busy To Talk. Then One Day... You'll Give Anything For That Phone To Ring Again.
Joke of the Day. 5 year old son after reading story of a king. Son: Mom, I also want 3 wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me. Mom: And which one will put you to sleep? Son: No mom, I will still sleep with you. Mom's eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son. Mom: But who will sleep with your 3 wives? Son: Let them sleep with dad
April Silverman @CaliMAGABarbie JD Vance just CLAPPED BACK at Abdul El Sayed WOAH!! and what he loved and what he cared about. And you know what old Abdul did? He asked mockingly whether I'd be willing to bring Usha back in time to meet Papaw. This is what he thinks of my grandfather. A man I loved and who loved his family unconditionally. Abdul lo
Mom Dad try Chili for the first time. What is this? In here? Avocado! Texas people invented it? Like this? It's like bibimbap. Busting out seaweed. Dad, that's too much (butter)!!! Mom: I will take some. Seems very nutritious! Very interesting! Mom: The fact that it's eaten with cookies. Can't forget kimchi... Delicious! Ran out of potato. Why did
When you give your daughter a taste of her own medicine. Hey mom! I need my nails done and I need $25 more dollars and a little extra too because I need some gas and I'm leaving in like 3 minutes so. Is that really what I sound like? Mom used to embarrass me in front of my friends, let's see how she likes it. When your Sicilian mom asks you to get
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