You and your child are driving late at night along a deserted road. You come across a van full of money with the driver dead from an apparent heart attack. What lesson do you teach your child?
POV: you finally get comfortable. Do you want to watch something funny? Sure. Where's the remote? I don't know. F***! Oh! Oh! Oh! Use the force, Justin. What the f***!
Here's how to tell if your life sucks! MAGA quarterback Jackson Dart for the. You actually think there's a such thing as a "MAGA quarterback!" I don't know who this young lady is or why her Virginia is so itchy, but there's no such thing as a "MAGA quarterback." That's like saying you have a socialist plumber. Sure, your plumber can be a socialist,
I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime and fuck you up wherever she was aiming. Was bad with that shoe. She would like carry that shit like a gun. By the time I was like ten, my mother would like Clint Eastwood with a shoe. And you fuck up, my mother walking in the room was like... (whistling sound, mimicking a bullet r
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