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avatar Jacob Junior
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS WHY ALIENS SHOVE THINGS UP OUR BUTTS

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS WHY ALIENS SHOVE THINGS UP OUR BUTTS

avatar Zoe ZZZ

Movement. Signals clean. Range 20 meters. They found a way in. Something we missed. We didn't miss anything. 18. 17 meters. Something under the floor, not in the plans. I don't know. 15 meters. We're clean. Definitely inside the barricade. Let's go! 13. That's right outside the door. Hicks, Vasquez, get back! Man, this is a big fucking signal. How

avatar Jeremy Jordan
This work is so tough... Yes, but in 3,000 years we will still be remembered. Definitely made by aliens.

This work is so tough... Yes, but in 3,000 years we will still be remembered. Definitely made by aliens.

avatar Jacob Junior
Seriously, I don't know exactly when the UFO landed & dumped off all of these stupid people. But, apparently they aren't coming back for them.

Seriously, I don't know exactly when the UFO landed & dumped off all of these stupid people. But, apparently they aren't coming back for them.

avatar Agni Gauss

BARNING. That's a cruise boat. I'm gonna get on the cruise to look around. You are not people. I'm on a cruise and deserted. It's beautiful. It's my boat. Oh my God, look at that thing!

avatar Patricia Lee

Aliens landed in the deep south and met some rednecks. These humans are crazy. And one of them was fighting in nothing but his underwear. One of them yelled, 'Hold my beer!' And the next thing we knew, our dropship exploded. One ran at us yelling, 'Leroy Jenkins!' Who the hell is Leroy Jenkins? I was pretending to be dead when one of the humans sai

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