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avatar Isabella Lewis
Did you know? When you walk into a room and forget why you are there. It could be because you ran into an alien, and he had to erase your memory so he could escape.

Did you know? When you walk into a room and forget why you are there. It could be because you ran into an alien, and he had to erase your memory so he could escape.

avatar Patricia Lee
AT THIS POINT IF I GET PICKED UP BY ALIENS I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND CONSIDER IT A RESCUE MISSION INSTEAD OF AN ABDUCTION

AT THIS POINT IF I GET PICKED UP BY ALIENS I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND CONSIDER IT A RESCUE MISSION INSTEAD OF AN ABDUCTION

avatar John Paul
At this point if I get picked up by aliens I'm just gonna go ahead & consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

At this point if I get picked up by aliens I'm just gonna go ahead & consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

avatar jojo9
THIS SHIT
IS WHY THE ALIENS WON'T
TALK TO US

THIS SHIT IS WHY THE ALIENS WON'T TALK TO US

avatar Patricia Lee

"LAST MONTH THEY WERE LOBOTOMIZING PUMPKINS, NOW THEY'RE SHOVING BREAD UP A TURKEY'S ASS. THIS PLANET HAS ISSUES, BERT."

avatar Sophia Rich
AT THIS POINT IF I GET PICKED UP BY ALIENS I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND CONSIDER IT A RESCUE MISSION INSTEAD OF AN ABDUCTION

AT THIS POINT IF I GET PICKED UP BY ALIENS I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND CONSIDER IT A RESCUE MISSION INSTEAD OF AN ABDUCTION

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