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avatar jojo9
At this point if I get picked up by aliens I'm just gonna go ahead & consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

At this point if I get picked up by aliens I'm just gonna go ahead & consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

Gallagher! What are you doing here? Get off of me! What do you think you're doing? Let me go. You're going back, shithead. Wait, are you law enforcement? What? Did he skip bail or something? No. Friend. Fuck you. You think you could ruin your life and blame me? Fuck! Let me go, Kelly. Oh, you're Kelly? You're going back to school, Carl. Hey, is he

avatar Patricia Lee

This floozy was the same one as the last one, but I do remember all that trouble that poor child being abducted and taken off by that handsome devil bandit. (Sheriff makes loud, exaggerated groaning and screaming noises)

avatar John Paul
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN THE HUMAN YOU'VE ABDUCTED REALLY ENJOYS BEING PROBED

THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN THE HUMAN YOU'VE ABDUCTED REALLY ENJOYS BEING PROBED

avatar Agni Gauss
So why do you keep abducting and probing our people? YOU SENT US UNSOLICITED NUDES, A MIX-TAPE, AND DIRECTIONS TO YOUR HOME...

So why do you keep abducting and probing our people? YOU SENT US UNSOLICITED NUDES, A MIX-TAPE, AND DIRECTIONS TO YOUR HOME...

avatar Jeremy Jordan
BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS MIGHT JUST BE THE VACATION I NEED AT THIS POINT.

BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS MIGHT JUST BE THE VACATION I NEED AT THIS POINT.

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