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avatar Mark Manson
$500,000 or a date with Megan Thee Stallion?

Let me make this clear. There is no woman on earth i will choose to go on a date over $500,000.

$500,000 or a date with Megan Thee Stallion? Let me make this clear. There is no woman on earth i will choose to go on a date over $500,000.

avatar Joseph Mitchell

Guys, we're... David, what the hell? I have been worried sick. Relax, honey. I just took them to the mall to hang out. The mall closes at 9. It's 12 o'clock. You stopped off for ice cream. When the fuck did we get ice cream? Jeffy, I won't be mad. Just tell me the truth. Where were you guys? Did you get ice cream?

avatar Sophia Rich

Smile! You're Mr. Smiley! Would you like to try our new beef and cheese pot pie on a stick? Just $1.99 for a limited time only? We were just at a seminar. Uh, buddy? This is my... Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time. Oh, what? You are so busted. You know, this really doesn't concern you. Well

avatar Patricia Lee
This is why they had to have the Romans do it.\n\nI’ll see myself out........\n\nDavid Portnoy doesn’t know how to use a f*cking hammer

This is why they had to have the Romans do it.\n\nI’ll see myself out........\n\nDavid Portnoy doesn’t know how to use a f*cking hammer

avatar John Paul

Charlie Duncan, your curfew was an hour ago. Whatever! Don't do whatever as young lady and spit that gum out! By the way, I quit school today. You what? And I'm running away with my boyfriend! You're running away with snakes!

avatar Charlie Chocolate

This place is like somebody's memory of a town, and the memory's fading. I just want you to stop saying odd shit, like you smell a psychosphere, or you're in someone's faded memory of a town. Just stop. Did you get any sleep last night? I don't sleep. I just dream.

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