Valentine's Special, $500. We arrest you in front of your wife and release you on Sunday the 15th. Includes camping fee, fishing license, tent, and beer. We come in full police uniform and blue lights.
Oh What are you doing? Oh I said stop here on red. I saw you looking down doing everything else sure sounds good. Let me get your badge number You're gonna get arrested for assaulting a civilian Yeah, I was just assaulted by a police officer
FORGET THE BADGE, REMEMBER THE CAMERA!
OFF DUTY COP
CIVILIAN: ELSE
Do you want me to balance right now? Yeah, is that a price? No, we're working out. Oh, you see me doing it? You're a cop. And maybe you had something to drink tonight? That was more than two hours ago. Oh, was it? Yes. What did you have? Maybe half a beer. Do you have anything I could do wrong with you? While I'm doing all of that, what I would li. A woman's a**
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