The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?" I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!
Sir, your eyes appear bloodshot. Have you been smoking weed today, sir? And your eyes are glazed over. Does that mean you've been eating donuts, asshole?
you ain't gonna believe this. I didn't believe it, but it's the truth as can only be told in Mulberry Florida. Morning briefing with Sheriff Grady Judd. Fred Gill is 54 and he lives there. Fred Gill. He's backing out of his driveway of his house and backs into our victims vehicle, where the victims get out, it's man and woman, and Fred goes back in
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