TIME FOR A EARLY MORNING JOG. Oh man, come on. Goddamn. Get up. Get on up. Get up. They on the ground. They just crying. Who's the fighter? I wish I could help.
HOW THEM STATE TROOPERS BE (THEY DIFFERENT) 😂🤦🏾♂️ Give me the beat now, set my soul free. I wanna get lost in rock and roll and drift away. Give me the beat now, set my soul free. I wanna get lost in rock and roll and drift away. Ah, damn it, shit! Son of a bitch! What the fuck was that? God damn it, son of a bitch! I got a, I got a break, um, God
Well, look what crawled out of the gutter. What happened? I must have been doing 30 in a 25. Gonna lock me up for life or somethin'? Hey, why don't you do your fucking job instead of trying to jerk off on us, you pathetic fuckin' stiff? All right, Tommy. Tommy! I'm doing my fuckin' job. Do your fucking job! I'm sure the officer didn't stop us by ac
A horse-drawn cart loaded with hay is seen on a road, passing a speed camera. A motorcycle also passes by. A computer screen then displays the cart's speed as an impossible 337 KM/H. A police officer reacts with a surprised and confused expression to this absurd reading.
that one friend who can talk their way out of any situation: Good evening, sir. The reason I pulled you over is you were driving a little erratically back there. Oh, yeah, yeah, officer, I'm sorry. We had a bee flying around the car. A bee, huh? Yeah, yeah. Well, look, we finally got the little sucker. Wow, a bee at night. You don't see that a lot.
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