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Watching the social worker\n\ntry to “de-escalate” the “unarmed” 6'3", 280 pound, buck naked psycho who is covered in his own shit and swinging around a metal pole.
This is America... Because of your accent. Yes, you are required to. Where is it? Look, sir, are you going to do this the easy way or are we going to take you in? You cannot take me in. Yes, I can. I'm in my private. Yes, I can. Do you have documentation? I do have my documentation. Can you present it to me? Why are you asking me for my paperwork? Because of your accent.
Get out of your car and do it now. Get on the ground. Get on the ground right now or you're going to get paid. Get on the ground right now or you're going to get paid. You don't get the fuck out of me. Turn around. Turn around, get on the ground, do it now. Whoa. Go over on your stomach, do it now.
ICE agent brags that he makes $200k with a high school degree
You should be ashamed of yourself, man. He is. You love my job, thank you. You love your job? I can't believe I get paid for this. Really? I do this for free. Really, I get 200 people. How long did you go to school for that? 12 years. I went to high school. I make 100 days.
Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today? No. Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes. Can you tell me why that is? We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green. How high are you? Hi, how are you? No, I said, how high are you? Hi, how are you? This guy was so friendly, Dave. Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test. Oh,
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