Wife crashed the car again today. She told the Police the man she collided with was on his cellphone and drinking a beer! Police said, he can do what he likes in his own living room. Session ID: 995873.
I almost dropped my phone on my soft carpeted floor but thank goodness I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead ππ
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