"I got a guy..."
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I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.
An American immediately said, "I got a guy."
He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.
I asked who the guy was.
He said, "Just a guy."
He did not have a company
MY FAVOURITE JOKES. My favorite jokes. wait for end π. A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. A PASTOR ENTERED HIS DONKEY IN A RACE AND IT WON. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey. THE PASTOR WAS SO PLEASED WITH THE DONKEY. that he entered it in the race again and it won again. THAT HE ENTERED IT IN THE RACE AGAIN AND IT WON AGAIN
Kara Torres @maskaraa_ When I was in HS I got in trouble for calling out a girl that was picking on my sister. Her dad called my dad and said "John, my daughter can't fight" & my dad said "then she better knock it off bc my daughter can"...it was from that day on that I knew my dad was a real one πππ
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