It's my first time in the Philippines and these girls saw me walking alone at night and said 'We will take care of you from now on'... don't come looking for me.
When I was 4 my dad got pulled over and I screamed \"I have to poop!!!\" and the cop let my dad go. When he took me to the bathroom my dad couldn't stop laughing after I told him I didn't have to poop, just didn't want him to get a ticket. Sure hope my kids return the favor
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