We're out there shooting the scene. All of a sudden there's this guy with dreadlocks. I've done it 20 times. I know all these guys by name. Now there's this guy like running at me with these fucking dreadlocks. Who is this fucking clown? Then he fucking reaches back. I'm like, this dude's gonna fucking hit me. And sure enough, he just throws a fuck
bobby payne @hoopgoth once dated a girl who would eat a whole cake 3 bites at a time over the course of 3 weeks and when she ran out of cake she would go to the store and get a replacement cake. went to the cake store with her one time and her picture was on the wall. it was the only picture
Wait for for it 😂 I was trying to call my girlfriend today, but for some reason all my calls were going to voicemail. So I decided to call her from my coworker's phone. When I called her, this sweet voice answered the phone. It was my girlfriend's daughter. And I said, 'Hey honey, I'm at work. What are you and mommy doing?' She was like, 'Well, I j
Greentext Poster @Green... 16h Anonymous Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)10:40:51 No.82182534 >Go to steakhouse >They're having an all you can eat ribs thing >Decide to get all I can eat because it's $15 and I binge sometimes >Waitress is excited over it, tells me she's never seen someone eat so many >Offers to order me multiple at a time so I don't have to
Marcus Chen was mapping debris in Lake Champlain when his fin hit something bolted to a rock shelf at forty feet. A doorbell. Brass plate, white button, still mounted to a cedar plank. He pressed it out of pure reflex. It rang. The sound carried through the water like a low hum. His dive partner nearly choked on her regulator. Back on shore, they t
Taming Fred Savage. "Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone," mother would say, going upstairs. But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting. "Nobody's going to wear those," I'd say. "They're stupid." But on he worked.
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