Lala, an injured king penguin, was nursed back to health in Japan. He refused to leave his caregivers, so they adopted him and gave him an air-conditioned room in their house. He would explore the neighborhood, receive fish from the store, and lived with the family for 10 years before dying of old age in 1996.
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom.
The wife promp
Rushing off the bus this morning I slipped & fell & $2 of change fell out my pocket. The bitch gone say "damn sonic you good?" Almost snapped on her ass😂😂😂
One time I saw Samuel L. Jackson at an airport and he saw me and my cousin hovering around trying to gain the courage to ask him for a photo and then he came over to us and said "Y'all motherf**kers want a photo?" And it was everything.
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