Three men died in a car accident: a philosopher, a mathematician, and an idiot. When they opened their eyes, they were standing at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter was waiting for them, and standing beside him was the Devil. The philosopher looked serious, the mathematician looked nervous. The idiot looked at the golden gates and said, 'Wow, nice plac
I saw a kid pretending to be a dinosaur by himself today. He looked lonely so I decided to join in. After a while his mother came by and told me off. Turns out he had Cerebral Palsy.
When I was a boy my dad gave me money to go downtown and pay the electric bill but instead I bought raffle tickets for a chance to win a new truck. I told my dad when I got home and he beat my ass but the next morning in the driveway sat a brand new truck. We all held each other and cried, especially me because it was the truck from the electric co
My favorite thing about rednecks is they never panic. Even in situations they should absolutely panic. I remember one time my cousin Tater, real name Tater. Tater crashes his brand new Dodge Ram into a tree because he was drunk driving, or as my family calls it, 'driving at night'. And we're like, 'Tater, you're screwed. You're absolutely screwed.
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