My roommate fell asleep in a guy's bed and he was so worried she would think he took advantage of her that he stayed up and did his taxes in the living room until she woke up lmao I guess all guys aren't trash after all.
At 13, Charlie Wilson's dog was poisoned by neighbor Charles Hazard. Years later, when Hazard ran for office, Wilson drove 96 people to vote, telling each how Hazard had killed his dog. Hazard lost by 16 votes.
After my ex ran a red light and totaled my car...his girlfriend showed up to our accident. When she said "I'm his girlfriend" to the officer, he looked at me like "ma'am please..I know what we both just heard but don't...not right now"
It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!
Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.
He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
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