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avatar Sophia Rich
My parents just moved to my neighborhood after living many hours away almost my entire adult life. My dad has dropped some hints about porch beers with me and apparently just couldn't wait any longer...
Pops
Ah hell, I accidentally bought too many beers again. You better come over and help me get rid of them before your mother gets home.
now

My parents just moved to my neighborhood after living many hours away almost my entire adult life. My dad has dropped some hints about porch beers with me and apparently just couldn't wait any longer... Pops Ah hell, I accidentally bought too many beers again. You better come over and help me get rid of them before your mother gets home. now

avatar Anthony Miller
My dad: “don't throw any of that stuff away it's useful

My dad: “don't throw any of that stuff away it's useful" The stuff: That ain't junk. That's a complete set of 'might need that one day.'

avatar Zoe ZZZ
Before my mum passed away, she gave my dad strict instructions to water the plants in the bathroom. He's been religiously watering them & keeping them alive. They look so amazing he decided to take them to his new home, only to discover they are plastic! Can hear my mum chuckling

Before my mum passed away, she gave my dad strict instructions to water the plants in the bathroom. He's been religiously watering them & keeping them alive. They look so amazing he decided to take them to his new home, only to discover they are plastic! Can hear my mum chuckling

avatar jojo9

Dads looking at their bank account now that you moved out and quit leaving the bathroom light on

avatar Mark Manson
Me: Hey can I please get this $15 game?
My dad: No
Also my dad buying $2.500 worth of alcohol per year:

Me: Hey can I please get this $15 game? My dad: No Also my dad buying $2.500 worth of alcohol per year:

avatar Charlie Chocolate
My hotwheels after my dad stepped on them.

My hotwheels after my dad stepped on them.

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