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avatar Joseph Mitchell

understand. Dad, what was your favorite TV show when you were my age? And I give up forever to touch you, 'cause I know.

avatar Jeremy Jordan

Lazy Panther @lazypanther.68. When your parenting style is chaotic neutral. Dad. Dad, there's like whores here and stuff. Sweetheart, how many times have I told you? Don't say "and stuff." Just say, "Dad, there are whores here."

avatar John Paul
ASSHOLE DAD -and- SMARTASS DAUGHTER BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE

ASSHOLE DAD -and- SMARTASS DAUGHTER BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE

avatar Olivia Veqqie

POV: You're a dad and your kids might remember this breakfast forever. You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. When the road looks rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed. You just remember what your old pal said. For you've got a friend in me. Yeah, you've got a friend in me.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
If your dad drove a truck like this when you were growing up, you have siblings you've never met. CABOVERLIFE

If your dad drove a truck like this when you were growing up, you have siblings you've never met. CABOVERLIFE

avatar Isabella Lewis
MY DAD USED TO TELL ME THAT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, TV CHANNELS WOULD SHUT DOWN AROUND MIDNIGHT. THEY'D PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM... AND THEN GO COMPLETELY OFF AIR UNTIL MORNING. IS THAT REAL, OR IS HE JUST MESSING WITH ME?

MY DAD USED TO TELL ME THAT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, TV CHANNELS WOULD SHUT DOWN AROUND MIDNIGHT. THEY'D PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM... AND THEN GO COMPLETELY OFF AIR UNTIL MORNING. IS THAT REAL, OR IS HE JUST MESSING WITH ME?

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