So, three nuns died in a car crash, and suddenly they're standing at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looks at them and says, 'Ladies, you've devoted your entire lives to doing good, so I'm gonna make this easy. Just one question each, and you're into Heaven.' He turns to the first nun. 'Where did the first woman live?' She smiles confidently. 'The Ga
First child eats dirt, parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt, parent cleans out their mouth. Third child eats dirt, parent wonders if they need to feed them lunch.
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