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avatar John Paul
Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night? I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny. That's not going to work. Why not? Because Tina the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again.

Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night? I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny. That's not going to work. Why not? Because Tina the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
Some of you guys need to be a father for Halloween, since you've been a ghost all year.

Some of you guys need to be a father for Halloween, since you've been a ghost all year.

avatar Patricia Lee
YOU ARE RIDING A HORSE FULL SPEED, THERE IS A GIRAFFE NEXT TO YOU AND A LION CHASING YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO? GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF THE CAROUSEL

YOU ARE RIDING A HORSE FULL SPEED, THERE IS A GIRAFFE NEXT TO YOU AND A LION CHASING YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO? GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF THE CAROUSEL

avatar Mark Manson
Reading Japanese is really easy. You just need to turn your head sideways. (The Japanese-like characters on the left side of the hoodie, when read sideways, spell 'FUCK YOURSELF').

Reading Japanese is really easy. You just need to turn your head sideways. (The Japanese-like characters on the left side of the hoodie, when read sideways, spell 'FUCK YOURSELF').

avatar Zoe ZZZ
CAUTION IF YOU HEARD 20 MINUTES OF MOANING FROM MY BEDROOM, THAT WAS JUST ME TRYING TO STAND UP.

CAUTION IF YOU HEARD 20 MINUTES OF MOANING FROM MY BEDROOM, THAT WAS JUST ME TRYING TO STAND UP.

avatar Agni Gauss
Which is the correct order? 1. Sex. Shower. Food. 2. Shower. Sex. Food. 3. Sex. Food. Shower. 4. Shower. Food. Sex. 5. Food. Shower. Sex. 6. Sex. Sex. Food. 7. Sex. Sex. Sex. 8. Food. Food. Food. 9. Shower. Shower. Shower?

Which is the correct order? 1. Sex. Shower. Food. 2. Shower. Sex. Food. 3. Sex. Food. Shower. 4. Shower. Food. Sex. 5. Food. Shower. Sex. 6. Sex. Sex. Food. 7. Sex. Sex. Sex. 8. Food. Food. Food. 9. Shower. Shower. Shower?

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