A husband is walking behind his wife and says, "Your BOTTOM is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine!" The wife kept quiet and kept walking. Time comes around, the husband starts getting AMOROUS. The wife says, "I'm not starting this old washing machine for such a small load, you'll have to do it by hand!"
A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn't very good, they got along very well. One day he rushes into a lawyer's office and says, "I need divorce right now!" The lawyer says, "Okay, let's start simple. Do you have any grounds?" The guy says, "Yeah, acre and a half. Nice little house." The lawyer sighs. "No, I mean, what's
Difference between their Generation and our Generation. Tell me a joke. Okay, what's the difference between our dad's generation and our generation? I don't know. They had Wonder Woman, and we have to wonder if it's a woman.
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