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Looking for a woman who likes to suck but not swallow. I need her to help me steal gasoline

Looking for a woman who likes to suck but not swallow. I need her to help me steal gasoline

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IM LIKE AN OWL I DON'T GIVE A HOOT

IM LIKE AN OWL I DON'T GIVE A HOOT

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So I met this Australian guy who works in IT... I said:

So I met this Australian guy who works in IT... I said: "Do you come from a LAN down under?" He just smiled and gave me a mega byte sandwich.

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We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!

We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!

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What are your plans for the weekend? Me: Jack of Spades, King of Diamonds, OFF switch.

What are your plans for the weekend? Me: Jack of Spades, King of Diamonds, OFF switch.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree. (Image of a man with a confused or disappointed expression)

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree. (Image of a man with a confused or disappointed expression)

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