I thought it was going to be bigger. I know the feeling. Hey babe, did you miss me? Yeah, with every bullet so far. Am I the only one you slept with? You are, the rest kept me up all night. You good? No. Can you give me a couple more inches? I've been asking you that for years. Are those new? Oh yeah, they're my new skinny jeans. What do you think?
Babe. Listen. I know you're Latina, but I need you to calm down just for a sec. Calm down for what? Why are you laughing? Listen, it's Sunday, you ain't got sh** to do. Can you make me chilaquiles? No. It's Sunday. Leave me alone. It doesn't even take a long time. Quick, then you go make them and make me some too. Wait 'til my mother-in-law hears t
megwrenn_ he always knows the best angles.. We were taking really cute photos with the moon. I took this photo of him. And look at the photo he f***ing takes of me. He can never get a f***ing good photo. Well, he can sometimes. What the f***ing hell.
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