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avatar Gaie Houston
She said she missed me. Normally that would be good. But she's reloading.

She said she missed me. Normally that would be good. But she's reloading.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Realizing my emergency contact is my husband who doesn't know his own doctor's name. But sure, call him in an emergency. He'll tell you to call me.

Realizing my emergency contact is my husband who doesn't know his own doctor's name. But sure, call him in an emergency. He'll tell you to call me.

avatar Gaie Houston
Heyy~ I can't sleep >:< I can. Goodnight.

Heyy~ I can't sleep >:< I can. Goodnight.

avatar John Paul
If you want to win an argument with your wife, start taking off your clothes. She will immediately have a headache and fall asleep.

If you want to win an argument with your wife, start taking off your clothes. She will immediately have a headache and fall asleep.

avatar Isabella Lewis
To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world. Dr. Seuss

To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world. Dr. Seuss

avatar Agni Gauss

What is the difference between a wife and a prostitute? Babe, what is the difference between a wife and a prostitute? Michael, what, what is the difference between a wife and a prostitute? Well, a prostitute will fulfill all of your needs with your money. A wife will fulfill all of her needs with your money. No, I... I don't... I'm not wrong.

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