Director: Keanu, the line was APOLOGIZE 😂🤣 Konichiwa. Konichiwa is Japanese. It's insulting to Koreans. How am I supposed to tell if you can't? Fuck's that supposed to mean white boy? Means you got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black and drive Jew. So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipperhead dog munching dink you are if you
Excuse me. I'm paying you to protect me, not to sit here watching six tiny black-and-white movies at the same time. You figured out those are the security cameras I set up, yeah? Halfway through. This is a huge house, and you're just one person. Don't you think you'd feel safer in a smaller place? And my ex wanted it in the divorce, so I cried unti
Ma'am, after you put poison in the stew and served it to your husband, was there a moment when you felt guilty? Yes. And when was that? When he asked for seconds. FOLLOW US! alem_animation
I was a hero, I didn't want to mention it but... you forced it out of me. I was a hero. Who do you think they named the Foxhole after? Hoover?! I was there. I backed up so far in one battle, I bumped into a general. He said, 'Why are you running?!' I said, 'I'm running because I cannot fly, you ass--' Another thing I don't like, I don't give a godd
OH, ONE SEC. SINCE YOU'RE HERE, I MIGHT AS WELL TOSS THIS. DON'T YOU WANT TO FINISH THAT? YOU'RE A GROWIN' BOY. NAH, I EAT TOO MUCH OF THIS JUNK ANYWAY. AH, I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT. UNION RULE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. I'LL JUST TOSS IT TO THE LEFT OF THE TRASH CAN. WHAT THE HECK IS IN THERE? WELL, I GUESS THAT DEAD LAB FROG STILL HAS A LITTLE HOP LEF
CALIFORNIA 91 LOSANGELESCITY. AVAILABLE FOR RENT 0818 - 878 - 922. Three men are walking, one drops his glasses. Another man picks them up, puts them on, and his hair becomes messy. He drops them, and the first man picks them up, puts them on, and his hair becomes neat. Then all three men perform a synchronized, funny dance.
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