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You already know I'm out here with the gang, man. Shout out to playing on me. I'm with the gang, I'm with the... Stop doing that, bro. No way he did that right? (SKIT) Why you push him that hard, bro?
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I really wanna know what she said Bobby 😂 Fine. You want to jump? Go ahead and jump! I don't even know what to say to him anymore. Telling him to jump is probably not the way to go. He will not listen to me, okay? He's convinced that I cheated on him, and we keep going in circles. Don't you dare do that, I swear to God! Did you cheat on him? This i
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