You know, Stanley, I'm still waiting for you to say something about the new nightgown I wore last night. Didn't you think it was sexy? Please Helen... Not while I'm eating. 1970s
First day on the job ends... like this? We'll start with this Mazda. Nah, we're good. Yeah, we ain't here to work, skeeze. This is like a field trip for us, man. You guys go to Vo Tech. You're gonna be doing this for the rest of your lives. Nah, bro. I actually been rapping. Alright, hand me a fucking wrench. You could buy us beer. You get this don
Could a customer get all uppity and ask to speak to a manager, then tell him guess what, I am the manager. I want to see the manager. Yeah, no, see, I am the manager, bitch. You are the manager? That's right, my friend. I'm not only manager here. Unless you want to talk to the Pop Copy president, and I don't know him, you might can help me out with
So, you really are adopted? Yes, I am. You ever tried to find the other ones? You mean my birth parents? Is that what they're called? Birth parents? Typically. Yeah, they're the ones that had you, took one look and then dumped your ass! I don't think that's how it went. Sure it did. They handed you to a nurse and went, 'Run!' I don't think so. Or m
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