Is everything okay? No. Are you mad? You okay? No, I'm not. You're mad? Yeah, I'm good. That's okay. You know what the cool thing about in America is? Free speech isn't the speech you like. Nice stuff's not what needs to be protected. It's the stuff that you hate that needs protection so that somebody like the government or you doesn't get to deci
When I drink my own 🫲 to see if the pineapple and cranberry juice method works and realise it low-key slaps
Cause I think it's so easy to fall in love So come
Hello, madam. And where have we just arrived from? Oh, Amsterdam. Now, are you aware it is forbidden to bring any dairy produce in from Holland? Oh, yes, yes. What's this? It's a tub of I can't believe it's not butter. Look, please don't arrest me. I won't do anything like this again. It's all right, madam. This isn't butter. It's I can't believe
Shit! I'll kill you from here! AHHHHH! Got any barbecue sauce? It's not funny! Stop laughing! Don't make me come down there! What? How would you get down there? You could throw me through fucking peanut. Fix it! [Achmed screams] That's not funny! Stop laughing! How would you get down there?
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