When you lie about your job ENGINEER EXCHANGE Want some? Wait, what do you do for a living? Oh, I'm a petroleum transfer engineer. Nice! Wow! Yeah. Nice. I'm a finance exchange officer. Oh my God, good for you. Yeah, thank you. It's kind of hot. Okay. What's up? Oh. Good.
I'm supposed to be here, man. She's always yelling, screaming and stuff, man. I do not want to hear this mess, man. Where you been? You were supposed to be here three hours ago. I done missed my hair appointment waiting on you. Some dudes just tried to rob me. What? Are you hurt? No, I'm good. I'm good. I ain't hurt. There was two of them.
Me: Are women as horny as men? Lady Friend: Definitely. Me: Well I’d have sex with you, would you have sex with me? LF: No way. Me: Well there ya go. LF: But I’m not attracted to you. Me: Yeah, I’m not attracted to you either.
Money, how about the 20 bucks you owe me? Oh, yeah. Well, I only got 10, so here's 10 and I owe you 10. Thanks. Hey, Moe, you owe me 20. Well, here's 10 and I'll owe you 10. Uh-uh, you owe me 20. Here's 10, I owe you 10. Here's the 10, I owe you. Here's the 10, I owe you. Here's the 10, I owe you. Good, now we're all even.
Here, let's watch this, because it's so funny. I live in a 10-story apartment building, and I only pay $50 in rent. Does that make you angry? Does that make you shiver in your boots? Does that make you want to punch me in my face? Wait for it. With the help of your 10 dollars. Thank you very much. Here it comes. Somebody out here was so miserable
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