SON: What's in that fancy beer mug on the mantel? ME: Well, that's your uncle Frank. That's where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never got why. SON: Maybe it's so he could be Frank in Stein? ME: That SON OF A BITCH!!
Ranking Dad Jokes. How do you make an idiot say how? How? Did you guys hear about that actress who got stabbed? No, what happened? Reese Witherspoon? No, with a knife. What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bye son. Bi-son. What did the egg say at the house party? I'm lit. Omelette. Boss, I think someone in the office is poss
Now that I'm getting older, man, sex has changed for me, you know. I'm 71 and it's changed. I mean, for one thing, the prices have gone up. And now there's talk about a tariff. So that's pricing me out of the market. And my friends are like, you should buy American. But I'm not going to do that, man. I'll save up for the tariff.
I can't with this. Like this. Okay. So Tyler, what you're doing, and this is for the audience at home, you are filling that crack up with caulk. That's right. Okay. So I've put my caulk in the crack. I'm standing there, now what do I do? Well, that's a common question. Watch. I'm going to use a little bit of pressure and work the caulk into the cra
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