LAUGH YOU LOSE. What's blue and not very heavy? I don't know what is blue and not very heavy. Light blue. To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word. Knock, knock. Who's... Knock, knock. Who is there? Jackman. Jackman who? No. Hugh Jackman. HATE LOSES. That's the best joke ever. WINNER. I've never heard t
Everybody claims they want to make big boy money. You want to make all that big boy money, you got to come do some big boy shit. This is when girls want to drink wine. Tell the man not to waste your time. If the man broke, the man here broke, so you got to get loose with it.
If it works, it works. Is that mulch? That's mulch. Those bags are like 25 pounds. 25, 30 out today. She okay. She needs to roll it instead of just trying to drag it, right? Super hot out, so I'm not trying to get sweaty today. Okay, she's. She got it in there. She got it in, but like that's only the first step. Look close. What the? What's that fi
She sang her prayer. The judges felt it. Miss Independent. Oh, that's who I am. Just watch me exhale. Well, I'm falling fast, too fast to catch myself. Miss Independent didn't age too well. Well, I've been feeding flesh. I've been living in sin. My mouth's been running wild and I've been acting like a wild child. So I say this prayer: God, I know y
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