Love taking it to the woods. I ran into my ex the other day. She said, 'Have you ever thought about getting back together?' Ha ha ha! Do you ever take a shit and think about putting it back in? Do you know why hunters are the best in bed? Don't tell me. Because we go deep in the bush, shoot it at least two times, and we eat what we shoot at. There'
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet? I'm afraid to say I don't know. Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay sit in on their face. Oh my God Brian, oh my God. Hey mom, yes. How do you know you're at a gay picnic? I have no idea. All the hot dogs taste like shit. You know what I almost said. I'm sure it's something about the hot
I just want you to know that as long as I have a throat, your kids will have a slide. Oh God, yeah, oh my God, what the heck? Why is it called morning wood when it should be called breakfast in bed? Things you can say about Thanksgiving dinner, but not about your spouse. It was fine, but I've had better. I'm sorry. Were you planning on giving me mo
Did you hear about the new Viagra drug that came out? It's called Mycoxafloppin. What do you call a person that refuses to fart in public? A private tutor. What does a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking Mom's gonna kill me. Jesus Christ, oh my God, Brian. Hey Mom, two deer walk out of a gay bar. The one sa
Funny Conversations Between Husband and Wife. Three people doing it is a threesome. Two people doing it is a twosome. And honey, that's why we call you handsome. Hey Earl, how's pubic hair like parsley? Well, darling, you just push it to the side before you start eating. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches you
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