Part 2. Comical Genius. Anybody ever drop a bag of rice in the toilet? I joined a dating site for people my age called Carbon Dating. I asked a woman on the site for her number, she told me it was 140 over 95. I flunked out of college twice. First time because I was a drunk. Second time I was sober but the s*** was hard. I got arrested once for dru
Part 3. Comical Genius. So I was arrested, pled guilty for my community service. I left the community. Used to smoke cigarettes. I was a heavy smoker. I would even smoke when I went jogging, which is stupid, of course. So I quit jogging. I loved smoking cigarettes. I'd smoke after sex, I'd smoke during sex. Sometimes I would skip sex and just smoke
Part 1 Comical Genius I JUST PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOAN IT'S TOUGH GETTING OLDER WENT INTO AN ANTIQUE STORE THEY WOULDN'T LET ME LEAVE LET ME LEAVE I TRIED USING THAT FACE AGING APP THEY SAID NAH YOU'RE GOOD I'M OFFICIALLY AN OLD MAN I GIVE UNWANTED ADVICE TO TOTAL STRANGERS I TOLD A KID TO PULL HIS PANTS UP HIS UNDERWEAR WAS SHOWING HE MOCKED ME TRI
How many drinks have you had tonight, sir? Uh, 12 beers and 15 shots of tequila. Well, there's still no excuse for letting your wife drive the car. I am leaving you. Excellent. You'll never find someone like me. Wow, the good news just keeps on coming. Say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time. You've got a much bigger one than
have you ever had sex while camping no it's fucking intense oh my gosh you oh do you believe it hey mom hmm why do women close their eyes during sex because they can't say I'm staying to see a man having a good time 2 tampons are walking down the street who speaks first neither one they're both stuck up cunts oh my God hey mom 2 deer walk out of a
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.
