Part 1. One of my teachers used to let me tell jokes at the end of the class if I'd shut up, which I love doing that. But I never told normal jokes. I told dyslexic, knock knock jokes. Five people understand that. The rest of you gonna need an example. Dyslexic, knock knock. Dwayne, the bathtub, I'm drowning. Dwayne. Who's there? Knock knock. The d
LAUGH YOU LOSE. What's blue and not very heavy? I don't know what is blue and not very heavy. Light blue. To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word. Knock, knock. Who's... Knock, knock. Who is there? Jackman. Jackman who? No. Hugh Jackman. HATE LOSES. That's the best joke ever. WINNER. I've never heard t
What is your name, buddy? Mats Mathews Born on a Farm Funny Moments. Go ahead, that's a lot of letters. DAMARIUS. Damarius. DAMARCUS. Damarcus. Yo, why'd that ass fucking his name up? Thanks for coming, Damarcus. Now, what fuck you doing? Now we gotta pay two of these bitches? Oh, I know you fucking lying, Damarcus. I'm about to hate crime your ass
6 Blonde Jokes. Here are six of my favourite blonde jokes. Number one. Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice. Number two. Do you know what happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's? Her IQ goes up! Number three. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. Number four. What
Part 1. Funniest Moment. I've never finished a job interview. Shocker. My job interviews always ended when they asked me to tell them something personal about myself. And I was like, well, the itching has stopped. One guy asked me what position I wanted. You keep this up, I'm gonna report you to HR. He goes, no, Dale. What job do you think you're b
Part 4 😂 Funniest Moment. The best part of my day. What do you do, Dale? I'm a dyslexic toll booth operator. When cars pull up, I hand them $2. I also like to take black and white pictures of myself and hang them up in Cracker Barrel when nobody's looking. And then I sit beside the picture and wait for the waitress to notice. Yeah, that is me, Marg
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