Part 2 😂 FIRST OF ALL DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DO THAT IMPRESSION WITHOUT SQUINTING? IF YOU'RE GETTING UNCOMFORTABLE LIKE "WOAH! HE'S MOCKING AN ASIAN ACCENT?" NO, SHE'S WHITE. THIS IS FINE. A WHITE... BRITISH LADY JUST HAPPENS TO SAY "WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA?" NOW IF YOU'RE SITTING IN YOUR SEAT RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE LIKE "MM MM MM I DON'T
Funny Conversation. Damn it, Loretta, why in the hell were your panties in my husband's pocket? Those ain't my panties, Mrs. Smith. Ask your husband, he knows I don't wear any. Why is my sister named Dylan? Because your mom loves Bob Dylan. Thanks, Dad. No problem, 69. I let my dog sniff a piece of rabbit fur I had in the barn. He ran out and broug
Funny Conversation. Your husband needs absolute peace and quiet. I will prescribe a sedative. And when should he take it? Never. You will be taking it. Dad, why is my sister named Dylan? Because your mom loves Bob Dylan. Thanks, Dad. No problem, 69. I let my dog sniff a piece of rabbit fur I had in the barn, and he ran out and brought back a rabbit
Funny conversation. Who do you think more evil, men or women? Women. Why? Well, women have so much evil in their blood, God decided it has to be drained once a month. Which hurts more, childbirth or a kick in the balls? A kick in the balls, no question. Why? Because I ain't never seen a man get kicked in the balls and go asking for another one. Lin
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