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avatar Mark Manson
Failed a job interview last week. Apparently a gangbang isn’t proof you can work in a team.
Session ID: 1024785.

Failed a job interview last week. Apparently a gangbang isn’t proof you can work in a team. Session ID: 1024785.

avatar John Paul
HAVING A PRODUCTIVE DAY?
YEAH! I'M PRODUCING CARBON DIOXIDE.
ANYTHING ELSE?
LIL BIT OF METHANE.

HAVING A PRODUCTIVE DAY? YEAH! I'M PRODUCING CARBON DIOXIDE. ANYTHING ELSE? LIL BIT OF METHANE.

avatar John Paul
THERAPY HELPS... BUT, SCREAMING OBSCENITIES IS FASTER AND CHEAPER!! HAHA

THERAPY HELPS... BUT, SCREAMING OBSCENITIES IS FASTER AND CHEAPER!! HAHA

avatar Sophia Rich
I’ve reached that age where 67% of my electric bill is from using a heating pad on some part of my body.

I’ve reached that age where 67% of my electric bill is from using a heating pad on some part of my body.

avatar John Paul
PLUMBER HOURLY RATE
$100/HR - MINIMUM
$180/HR - IF YOU WATCH
$200/HR - IF YOU HELP
$300/HR - IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST
$499/HR - IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB

PLUMBER HOURLY RATE $100/HR - MINIMUM $180/HR - IF YOU WATCH $200/HR - IF YOU HELP $300/HR - IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST $499/HR - IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB

avatar Gaie Houston
My wife just found out she's adopted. She's devastated and kept asking

My wife just found out she's adopted. She's devastated and kept asking "Why didnt they want me?" I comforted her and after a while, still crying, she asked me to make love to her, which led to more tears. On reflection, banging her from behind and shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!" was a little insensitive.

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