Part 2 😂😂😂😂 one hour a night. That means we spend the other 23 hours just sitting around looking at the email that you. Dear Linda, my dad always told me to treat a woman like a lady, but I don't see one here, so let's do it this shit. First of all, I didn't know Karen had a sister. I hope you get attacked by a pit bull with AIDS and the only perso
Part 1. This show's going pretty good. Sometimes they don't. I'm gonna tell you the truth. Sometimes I think the show's going great. And then the next day I get an email. I saw your show last night, Dale, and I have some thoughts. She told me I wasn't smart and I wasn't funny and I shouldn't be a comedian. And apparently this is the first hate mail
Bernie Mac - I ain't discussin' sh*t with no got d*mn kid. 😂😂😂 Let's discuss. I ain't discussin' sh*t with no goddamn kid. My little niece, man, little kid, motherfucker, I, let me tell you something. My niece told me the other day, she got mad, talking about, 'I ain't gonna eat. I'm gonna starve to death.' Who give a fuck? I hope you don't eat, I
THE HALL: HONORING THE GREATS OF STAND-UP. And women won't go to the bathroom outside, right? Ladies, you won't, will you? You want to go to the bathroom out here, baby? Uh-uh. Nope. Too much. Look, no. Uh-uh. Too many things crawling around could crawl up there. No. I'll wait till we get back to the car. I say, "Bitch, you ain't gonna piss in the
Part 2. I took him right out of his comfort zone. He did it though, he did it. And I can assure you it's hard to look hard when you're opening up popsicle. That's right, Polzy breaking down barriers, putting up new ones. I know, I just feel lucky, you know. The world gave me lemonade and I drink that sh*t. Well, off the table cause I spilled it. Yo
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