Part 4 😂🤣 JOHN PINETTE BEST MOMENT. The doctor said I was allergic. Then I thought, wait a minute, maybe I should ask questions. Wheat is flour. I said, what does this wheat thing mean? She said, do you eat a lot of gluten? I don't know what gluten is, but yes, I would say yes. Um, I think I'm mostly gluten, to be honest with you. I don't know. I'm
Part 3 😂🤣 JOHN PINETTE BEST MOMENT. I pop out of the water, I hear, "Where's my baby? Where's my baby?" Like I need this on my vacation. The next ride is called the Giant Tube. No, it's a medium tube at best. And I found out when I get nervous, I swell. You see people come out of the tubes, they plop ever so gently. "Oh, plop, wee!" This is not wha
Part 2 😂🤣 JOHN PINETTE BEST MOMENT. I was on that plane... now I'm eating a taco. I was on that plane for four hours. You not come here anymore. Why you have spare rib? You so big. I went to the gym today. Listen first. First lesson. I don't like it. I go because I want to be healthier. I have such a long road ahead of me. I lost 100 pounds. And pe
What are you signing right now? I didn't even say anything. I didn't even say anything. You just making up shid. She's going rogue, doing her own show. She's going to leave, like, Matt Rife did a lot of racist jokes, and it didn't come from me at all.
LAST TIME I GOT REALLY HIGH, I WAS AT AN ACDC CONCERT. AND ABOUT AN HOUR INTO IT, I REALIZED I WAS STANDING IN A FIELD LISTENING TO MY IPOD. KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? A SCARECROW SOLD ME TICKETS. GOT SOME CLAPPERS DOWN FRONT. I HOPE YOU GOT GOOD SEATS. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE. I VOTED ONCE. I WAS IN THAT LITTLE BOOTH, AND I G
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