Part 1 😂🤣 Why would you bring your kids? I'm not the Wiggles. Fuck off. But a mom was all like, 'They're very advanced, they understand everything.' And I was like, 'Alright, challenge accepted.' And I started talking to those teenage boys and I'm like, 'How old are you?' '14.' I'm like, 'Holy fuck. What do I say to him?' I go, 'Are you a virgin?'
you and holy fuck did some people hate me for that joke. They were sending me death threats. I'm gonna kill you, bitch. You don't talk to a kid like that. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna fucking kill you. And I'm like, well, if you shut up and scroll down, my schedule's online. Instead of being a hero, other people were using word
I love Latin men. I love everything Latin. Cuban, Dominican. I love all that. I like Cubans. I went to Florida once. This Cuban boy did me so good, I almost got in an inner tube and went back to Cuba with him my damn self. What is you? You Guatemalan? I love all that. My stuff is the gateway to legal immigration. Love it all. It's about love. White
Part 1. You women ask questions 'cause you're fucking bored! The other night, my wife looks at me. "Hey, if I was in a tragic car accident and lost both of my arms, would you still love me?" What? "Would you, an?" Yeah, I would. I would love you. I would even hug you. Hold you tighter so you don't slip through. I would. I'd even make the house acce
The joke that ends my career. I've already told it. I can relax, can't I? It's out there somewhere on YouTube or Netflix, and I probably told it 15 years ago, and it didn't cause any fuss. But someone's going to do the, you know, outrage archeology job and go back and find it at some point and be offended. Okay. I'll wear it. I said it, you know. I
He defused land mines in World War II at 18, then made America laugh for decades, but few remember the combat engineer behind the comedy, Mel Brooks, 1945.
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