Part 1 😂 So when I was a kid, I saw a billboard that said, Jesus is the answer. And because of that, I flunked geometry. Okay, this show's going pretty good. Sometimes they don't. Sometimes I think the show's going good, and then the next day I get an email. Says, I saw your show last night, Dale, and I have some thoughts. I got that email. I was l
SO, WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON IMMIGRATION? Me: They should have a sign at the airport that says, 'Look, if you don't know the language, get the fuck out of the country!'
And let's give it up for Chuck Norris. Comedian pays respects for late great Chuck Norris. I don't think he really died. I just think death had a near Chuck experience. Now that Chuck leveled up, there's about to be a whole new set of Chuck Norris facts. Like ghosts, they're not haunting houses. They're hiding from Chuck Norris. And when you hear t
Part 2. Seth MacFarlane Funniest Moments. The BBC breakfast and they were asking about the sensors on Family Guy and I said, well, you know, sometimes I get a little pissed with us and these guys are like, oh, we got to apologize for you. All right, you're doing good, buddy. You're doing good. You're very likable so far. Keep it up. Do not look at
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