Part 1 😂🤣 Why would you bring your kids? I'm not the Wiggles. Fuck off. But a mom was all like, 'They're very advanced, they understand everything.' And I was like, 'Alright, challenge accepted.' And I started talking to those teenage boys and I'm like, 'How old are you?' '14.' I'm like, 'Holy fuck. What do I say to him?' I go, 'Are you a virgin?'
you and holy fuck did some people hate me for that joke. They were sending me death threats. I'm gonna kill you, bitch. You don't talk to a kid like that. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna fucking kill you. And I'm like, well, if you shut up and scroll down, my schedule's online. Instead of being a hero, other people were using word
A guy at a county fair showed me this hot dog trick and now I can't stop making it. For this recipe, I'm using seven hot dogs. Cut each one in half, then make a small X-shaped cut on one end. Make sure you don't cut all the way through. You only need to open the tip enough so the hot dogs can spread out while they cook. Now place all the hot dogs i
We gotta get through them. Just stay together, keep moving, and don't get bit. Go! Huh, huh, huh. This is crazy. What? Uh, I think... Ain't that some... These are some racist motherfucking zombies! Why would you even lock the door? I mean, the window's broken and... Oh, hell no. No, no, no. Oh, um, oh. What is that? They seriously wouldn't let her
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