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avatar Charlie Chocolate

POV: The Titanic is sinking and women and children go on the lifeboats first but you're the first dwarf I've ever seen. All right, women and children first. Got it? Hmm. Let me get my supervisor. I don't know how to handle this.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

Wait. 30 years later. What do we think? We think you're all fucking loser.

avatar Isabella Lewis

I shouldn't be laughing at this 😂. What's the matter? I've been getting death threats. You mean deaf threats? Not this time. Home for the BLIND & DEAF. (Distorted, nonsensical sounds from dancing man). CocoFun Bring Laughter Into Your Life.

avatar Zoe ZZZ

Yeah, I mean, let's say this is your brain. Okay? Now, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts. The intellect... and here... and the part obsessed with sex. Now, granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap. But with no sex, at least, this previously useless lump is now functioning for the first time

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avatar Agni Gauss

When You Get The Saying Wrong. Debbie, I need you to queef for me. What! I need you to come into my office and queef post haste. Why would I do that in your office? You want to do it in front of everyone? Been there. No, I don't want to do it at all. Queefing is an important part of your job description. I'm confident that is not part of my job des

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