Hey honey? Yeah babe? Could you make us two coffees sweetheart? Sure. 40 years together and you still call her honey and sweetheart? You really love her, huh? Lover? I forgot her name and I'm too scared to ask.
Mr. Conway comedy genius R.I.P. legend. When Tim Conway's slow fall made everyone break character and laugh uncontrollably 😂. THE OLDEST MAN IN CANOGA FALLS. (Audience and actors laughing, some indistinct speech like 'Where's he?' and 'He's right'.)
Day 12 learning English: So the past tense of sneeze would be sneezed. Which means the past tense of freeze would be freezed. No! It would be froze. It's because that's why. And if the past tense of match is matched, then the past tense of catch would be catched. No! It would be caught. It's because it's not catched, that's why. And if the past ten
What the hell do you want? Nothing. We don't want anything. We'll leave. We're leaving. Why did you say my name? I didn't. I said Norma June May... Wait a minute. Are you Norma June Mayfair? You bet your ass I am. (gun cocks) (gasps) I want my mommies. What you want? Calm down. Calm down. I'm a relative of yours. I'm married to your great-granddaug
I just graduated med school in America, and I hate the sight of blood. Is that going to be an issue? Just do as I do. Welcome to the Peg. How we doing, sir? Ahhh! Everything hurts! It's like I'm on fire! What am I looking at here? Glenn Rambo's been here for 12 hours in cardiac arrest. I'm gonna write you a referral, okay? You're gonna need to see
Bro really changed the subject all the way to Mars. Mr. President, Mr. President, sir. How do you explain the continual upheaval in Iraq? Even after the capture of Saddam Hussein? Why are you doing this, man? I thought she's my black brother. Why you ask me questions like that? Fine, I'll answer your stupid-ass question. Here's what I feel about Ir
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