Comedian Michael Joiner SPOTIFY APPLE MUSIC @CLEANCOMEDIAN COOTER'S NEIGHBOR FINALLY CALLED THE COPS. Yes, sir. Are you Cooter McScooter? Is he in trouble? No. Then I'm him. And what if I had said he was in trouble? I hadn't thought that far ahead. Yeah, well, your neighbor has been complaining about some loud noises at 2 A.M. You have any idea wha
I am an ordained priest of the Catholic Church. My official title is Father. Well that's not fair. I had to get my wife pregnant to get that title. Very funny. There's nothing funny about it. Have you seen my wife? You're no fuckin' father, Casey. I am a Father. And according to the Archdiocese of the tri-county area, I'm your fuckin' Father. You'r
Comedian Michael Joiner. SPOTIFY APPLE MUSIC. Why Cooter Can't Keep a Woman. Cooter, if you don't mind my asking, how many ex-wives and girlfriends have you had? Only 3 so far this year. There was the girl I broke up with in the wheelchair. I liked her. What happened? She said I pushed her too far. How about that girl with a wooden leg? Oh, I broke
Pop-pop! Oh! No! Kids! No! No kids! What's the big deal? Oh, oh, oh! Not a good time to hop on pop-pop. Hop off pop-pop! You make me stay off the internet, but you let me see that? Come on, kids, let's go play 'What's That Smell, Hospital Edition'? Mom, they can't unsee that! I'm so sorry. Dad? Oh no, no, no! How you doing? No, no. Feel better. We
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