A husband died. A few years later the wife died. When she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. "Darling, oh how I've missed you," she says. The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him, "Whoa there woman, the contract was until death."
The real reason why women are always cold? It's because God created them to be in front of a stove or an oven. So naturally, when they leave their habitat, they need a blanket. Pro marriage tip. Every time your wife ignores you, simply let her know that your ex-girlfriend never would have done this to you. That way she'll probably stop ignoring you
Serving my wife literal comebacks rather than arguing... Honey, why is it before we got married, you used to buy me gifts and expensive jewelry? Damn it, woman, I'm trying to watch TV. What's your point? Why the hell don't you do that anymore? Have you ever seen a fucking fisherman give a worm to a fish after it was caught?
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