Why men are no longer romantic after marriage. Honey, why is it before we got married you used to buy me gifts and expensive jewelry? Damn it, woman, I'm trying to watch TV. What's your point? Well, why the hell don't you do that anymore? Have you ever seen a fucking fisherman give a worm to a fish after it was caught?
Yesterday, my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today, I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
Seventy years married. Two weeks apart. If you've ever doubted true love... this is for you. Irene is home, you wanna see her? We're bringing her to you. Here she comes. We're back together. Ninety some years alive. Thank God. Thank God. You're looking good Eugene, who gave you that haircut?
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