When Your Wife Has a Law Degree MY WIFE IS GREAT. LAW DEGREE. AT ARGUING. AT ARGUING. SHE HAD A MINOR DIGGING UP THE PAST. My wife is great. She is very smart. She just got her law degree, so she's like a professional at arguing. I didn't know this. In college, she had a minor in archaeology, so she's good at digging up the past.
My husband proposed two days after Valentine's day so that every year he could get me discounted flowers and chocolates on the anniversary instead of the holiday
Once a month I get sloppily drunk with the boys and Uber home. This text from my wife is why I married her.\n\nDenise ❤️ (now)\nLeft you drunk food in the fridge: turkey sandwich, triple cheese, irresponsible mayo levels. There are chips in the pantry. Have fun with the boys.
My wife telling me to come to the door because UPS is delivering 5 boxes of ammo
What's all this? You tell me, fuckstick, they're all addressed to you.
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