mimi @mimicollision Once I went to a party with my husband, full of people he knew (from work) but I didn't. A guy came up to us, turned to me and said "You must be his wife." I turned to my husband and said "You have a WIFE?" Should've seen the guy's face!
when you are tired of your marriage 😂 What are you doing? Nothing. You've been reading our marriage certificate for over an hour. I was looking for the expiration date.
You know the longer that you're married, the more you have to come to the realization that the second that everything seems to be perfect, something's going to break. For example, this morning I tried to put a load in the dishwasher, and it started making these crazy noises like, 'It's too early, I'm too tired, I look fat.' Crazy.
mhhiztaspeaker 1d If I marry you as a slim wife and you get fat, I'm adding another wife. If I wanted a fat wife, I would've married one. 188 2.3K 39 46 mspackyetti 13h BREAKING: man who has been unsuccessful getting one wife is convinced he can get two. More at 11. 13.6K 87 58 37
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