Oh my god. I am the great Cornholio! I have no bunghole! What could possibly cause a man to do this? Well, I think it's 'cause he never scored. I need TP! You must give me all your TP! Where are my bungholes? What's he saying? You will not disrespect my proctologist! For I have proctologist in my bunghole! Proctologist? Doctor said I got that too.
Who's gonna tell bro 😂👋. Bro, my wife's so stupid. She bought a $12,000 kitchen and she can't even cook. Dude, my wife's so freaking dumb. She bought a $40,000 car and she can't even drive. Oh, that's nothing, man. My wife bought 100 condoms for a business trip and she doesn't even have a penis.
Have you seen this video? Oh my God, I've got goosebumps. Oh, an Islamic caliphate in action! Oh my goodness, I can't believe I just watched this. And you guys need to see this right now. So somebody had the genius idea of taking the crazy story of everything that's going on with Sharia law and Islamization and actually turning it into a Disney mov
So a soldier comes sprinting up to a nun, completely out of breath. He says, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." She says, "Well, this is definitely not covered in Sunday school, but all right." A second later, two military police come running up. They ask, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" She points down the road and says,
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