He was pressed
wait for it
costume or is
I'm not even talking to you.
You're offended? You're offended, but you're dressed up
(transcribed audio text mentions: "Is that a costume or is that how you are? Do I look trans? A little bit? Do you look trans? But it's also Halloween.")
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no, we're all in this together. This is a full-blown four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking K. And when Santa squee.. Guess who's back..
David: “I fought & killed a giant with a single stone”
Samson: “I killed 1000 Philistines and fought a lion with my bear hands”
Jacob who wrestled with God
In my hands, my hands are clicking towards the door See, no, see, no, see It's just one thing that got me trippin' It's just one thing that got me trippin' It's a-
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