mimi @mimicollision Once I went to a party with my husband, full of people he knew (from work) but I didn't. A guy came up to us, turned to me and said "You must be his wife." I turned to my husband and said "You have a WIFE?" Should've seen the guy's face!
A minister said to his congregation, "Next week I'll be preaching about the sin of lying. To prepare, I'd like everyone to read Mark chapter 17." The next Sunday he asked, "Who read Mark 17 like I asked?" Every hand went into the air. The minister grinned and said, "Mark only has 16 chapters. Let's talk about lying."
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