mimi @mimicollision Once I went to a party with my husband, full of people he knew (from work) but I didn't. A guy came up to us, turned to me and said "You must be his wife." I turned to my husband and said "You have a WIFE?" Should've seen the guy's face!
Daddy, why do people hang horses? Nobody hangs horses, darling. Who told you that people hang horses? I just heard mummy on the phone saying that her new boss was hung like a horse.
Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being
Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being?
Boss: Huh?
Me: Is it standing near me?
Boss: Who?
Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being
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![Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being
Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being?
Boss: Huh?
Me: Is it standing near me?
Boss: Who?
Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/6Rp5EjfYD.jpg)
