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Bro's out here making assumptions. When you try to make the world a better place. Hey! Don't be smoking cigarettes if you're pregnant! What's wrong with you? I'm not pregnant! I'm fat, you fucking asshole!

avatar Gaie Houston
I'm going to ask you a question, your answer should be quick. okay? Okay. What is the square root of 625? Quick!

I'm going to ask you a question, your answer should be quick. okay? Okay. What is the square root of 625? Quick!

avatar John Paul
A blond drops off a shirt at the cleaners. On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says Come Again. The blond says no its toothpaste this time.

A blond drops off a shirt at the cleaners. On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says Come Again. The blond says no its toothpaste this time.

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I MUST TELL YOU ALL, THAT WE HAVE A CASE OF GONORRHEA IN THE CONVENT! THANK GOD, I'M SO TIRED OF CHARDONNAY!

I MUST TELL YOU ALL, THAT WE HAVE A CASE OF GONORRHEA IN THE CONVENT! THANK GOD, I'M SO TIRED OF CHARDONNAY!

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Honey, can you take the chicken out of the fridge and let it rest for 40 minutes with some onions, pepper, and beer? I'll be home in less than an hour ;-) I'll take care of it! Thank you, you're the best Done!!!! 😎

Honey, can you take the chicken out of the fridge and let it rest for 40 minutes with some onions, pepper, and beer? I'll be home in less than an hour ;-) I'll take care of it! Thank you, you're the best Done!!!! 😎

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