I SUCK COCKS. I opened up a bakery recently and a lady phoned me up, wanting a cake with 'I SUCK COCKS' written on it. I thought it was weird but made it anyway. Mrs Cox was pissed off when I delivered it. So was her son, Isaac.
Honey. Hi Dad, am I interrupting? No, come on in. Hi. I don't think you've met my daughter. Darcy, this is Mitch Martin. Hi, nice to meet you, Mitch. Hi, nice to meet you. How was the slumber party? Great, you know, movies and popcorn. She's an angel. I know it makes me sound like an old man, but I can't believe how fast she's growing up. Dad, stop
Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night? I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny. That's not going to work. Why not? Because Tina the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again.
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