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A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said

A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said "do I hear margaritasssss?"... no Janet, it's 10 am.

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Claude, write me the perfect cold email for getting a Fortune 500 CEO's attention. Make no mistakes. Dude, for the thousandth time, this is Claude from the pickleball league. I am not AI.

Claude, write me the perfect cold email for getting a Fortune 500 CEO's attention. Make no mistakes. Dude, for the thousandth time, this is Claude from the pickleball league. I am not AI.

avatar John Paul

Time for the North to pull up to the South. Because what they thought was the final blow is actually just the opening silo. Wth is an 'opening silo'??? Did she mean opening salvo? Because this is a silo. And this is a woman who doesn't even know the meaning of the words she uses.

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Maddie The girl I babysit has made me watch Wall-e at least 10 times so I assumed it was her favorite movie but today her mom told me that she watches it because she thinks it's my favorite movie

Maddie The girl I babysit has made me watch Wall-e at least 10 times so I assumed it was her favorite movie but today her mom told me that she watches it because she thinks it's my favorite movie

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Hello. Well, hey, what can I do for you? I need to get some crab medicine. Crab medicine. What? Crab medicine. Sorry? You know... Oh, crab medicine. Um... Crab medicine. Crab medicine. Gladys! What? Is crab medicine in Aisle 3 or Aisle 4? Crab medicine? Crab medicine! Oh, crab medicine? Yeah! Aisle 3! I'll get it, thanks. Excuse me. Good luck.

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So, Doc, you're saying I should touch myself whenever I feel like it? No, Tommy, I said you could have a stroke at any time.

So, Doc, you're saying I should touch myself whenever I feel like it? No, Tommy, I said you could have a stroke at any time.

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