amy artworms brown (she/her) @artworms.bsky.social When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend's new gf came to my house and it turns out I'd stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
Granny, how much they gonna pay him? All right, I'll tell you. He said around somewhere between 25 and 100. 25 and 100? I know it don't sound like much, but Mr. Brewster seemed to set great store by the fact he's gonna pay me in some new kind of dollar. There ain't no new kind of dollar. Well, it's new to me. I've heard of gold dollars, silver doll
Your name is... FOOKMI. Behave, baby. Yes. Now, your name is... FOOK MI. You kiss your mother with that mouth? FOOKMI. Regiz. Oh, I see. Your name is Fook Mi. You want a drink? Yes, of course. But you know, I have a private bar in the bag that you're more than welcome to use. Here you go. But Fook Mi, that was fast. Fook you. Oh, you're going the r
Black audience member thinks I'm black. "I'm a yoga instructor, so-" Oh. WHAT. "I don't think you could handle it, have you done Corepower?" No I haven't done Corepower just cuz I um- I'm not a white woman, so I- that's your space, y'know- same reason I don't wear a sombrero. You're not gonna catch me appropriating it. You guys have Corepower, I ha
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