So how do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? Oh, I can't wait to hear this. When she starts by saying, a man once told me. Right. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should already be open when you bring it to me.
Biker: At Red Light. How you doing, Father? Father: Alright. Biker: Pretty good. Father: You getting home? Biker: I had to ride in the rain all freakin day. Father: *Blesses Biker*. Biker: Thank you. Father: For the church, okay? Biker: Yes, thank you. God Bless. Biker: Doesn't get better than that.
This floozy was the same one as the last one, but I do remember all that trouble that poor child being abducted and taken off by that handsome devil bandit. (Sheriff makes loud, exaggerated groaning and screaming noises)
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