Let me show you something, okay? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I knew you were not cooking my hair. No, just chill, just chill, just chill. Look. Would you eat that cookie with this hair on it? No, I wouldn't eat this cookie with this hair on it. Exactly. You need to shave. Mm-hmm.
You know what business I think would be a lot of fun to run? I think a cuddling service like where people hire me to cuddle with them if they're like touch deprived or they want to be cozy and comforted and loved like I imagine I would love it that'd be so fun.
This place is like somebody's memory of a town, and the memory's fading. I just want you to stop saying odd shit, like you smell a psychosphere, or you're in someone's faded memory of a town. Just stop. Did you get any sleep last night? I don't sleep. I just dream.
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![you ever been to a pumpkin patch ? 🤔
YEA
got proof?
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looks like cabbage
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