hey it's your Dasher i'm a few minutes away! ok - im on a work call so my son is gonna answer the door. i apologize in advance for whatever he says 😠he said "big dog gotta eat" then started barking
Deliver to Delivered today It was handed directly to a receptionist or someone at a front desk. An orange tabby cat is inside a green parcel locker, reaching out for a package.
Delivery Man: Delivering package. Home Owner: Hey, what do you want? Delivery Man: Confused. What I want is to deliver a package if you want it. Home Owner: Speechless. Who's it for? Delivery Man: Ian. Waiting. Never mind, you can pick it up. Home Owner: Hey! Hey! Delivery Man: Walks away. Home Owner: Hey! Delivery Man: Approaches van. Drives away.
Thanks for coming out to help out today Goob. I really appreciate it. Of course, you're pregnant. When are you due? Well, actually, deliveries expected for today, so it's pretty funny actually, 'cause I haven't... Looks like we missed you! We will be taking your package to our local delivery centre. Mother f**ker. Hey! Stop! I was home. B*tch! Oh!
The delivery driver approaches the door and says something that sounds like 'a**holes'. The homeowner is confused. The driver then clarifies, 'Parcel for you. Parcels!' The homeowner realizes, 'Oh parcels,' but then states, 'I heard a**holes.' She says, 'Excuse me,' and the driver laughs awkwardly.
Hey dog! Why you throwing shit at my fucking dog, dude? You what? He's coming at me right now! You gonna fight him? You gonna fight him? You coming at me, you gonna go to jail, too, son. You ain't gonna fight him.
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