When the father of your kids opens his mouth about anything. Shut the fuck up. Shut all the way the fuck up until you reach the top of shut fuck mountain where there are no more fuck ups to shut!
This is why everyone should learn Muay Thai. A woman opens the door for another woman, who gives her a gift bag. The first woman looks inside the bag, and the second woman slaps her. The first woman is then shown with a black eye. The second woman is also shown with a black eye. This sequence repeats, implying a fight. Finally, a man is shown in a
BASTARD BURGERS, COCKTAILS, @CARTONIFATTONI. Two small monkeys dressed in human clothes, one in a black hoodie and jeans, the other in a beige jacket and pants, are walking on a city sidewalk. Both are holding what appear to be cigarettes in their mouths. They walk with a swagger, mimicking human behavior.
A Scottish schoolgirl is gaining widespread attention after her hyper-realistic portrait of her grandmother went viral online. how.everything.works @howstuffworks grandma hitting the speed face
Yeah. Yeah. She you make you make you make. Damn baby all I need is a little bit. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Get it cracking in the club when you need. Drop it like it's hot, hit the working that back. Push it back, push it back. Let me see it go up and down. Push it back, push it back. I wanna touch that thing when you make it go
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