Me when someone mentions being an online coach isn't a real job
How about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? Thanks, boy boy, you open your stupid mouth. Check it out.
AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready
"Have you considered living on campus?" I ask.
"For a school that's 30 minutes away? That's crazy." My 17 year old answers.
I eat my chili from a small ice cream bowl with an oversized serving spoon (because all of our dishes are in his room) as I stare sadly out the window.
If you ain't been a part of it, at least you got some witness. Bitch, you may not mean nothing at all. I don't want to alarm anybody. But she might be f***ing smuggling a squirrel in the front of them britches. I ain't gonna lie to you, okay? That sumbitch scared the shit out of me, alright? I was over here shadowboxing, that motherf***er's like..
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