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avatar Joseph Mitchell

"You have to treat a car like you treat a woman". You have to treat a car like you treat a woman. Go on. No. I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.

avatar Anthony Miller
Mama I found your old toys can I keep it?
Oh... ye, sure
...
Give it back now

Mama I found your old toys can I keep it? Oh... ye, sure ... Give it back now

avatar Isabella Lewis
I have slept with two former presidents,
I speak four languages,
and I own two Monets...
Wait, did this presidents thing happen after you turned 18?

I have slept with two former presidents, I speak four languages, and I own two Monets... Wait, did this presidents thing happen after you turned 18?

avatar Agni Gauss

Doctor: Do you eat nuts after your workout, like I told you! Me: Yes after every workout! Doctor: Which ones Peanuts, Walnuts Almonds? Me: No-Donuts.

avatar Joseph Mitchell

And he's still alive How old is he? unicorn is a

avatar Agni Gauss
What happened?
What? Oh...
Your father's left me.
He's divorcing you?
What a horrible thought.
No! He's dead!

What happened? What? Oh... Your father's left me. He's divorcing you? What a horrible thought. No! He's dead!

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