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avatar Zoe ZZZ

Tastes like Gatorade. [ Rita ] Is that that Brawndo stuff? But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow. Goddamn it. Yeah, it's got electrolytes. Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?

avatar Joseph Mitchell
I don't wanna go. Mr Stark, please.
So unlucky I wasn't there. I know the exact counter curse that could've spared him.

I don't wanna go. Mr Stark, please. So unlucky I wasn't there. I know the exact counter curse that could've spared him.

avatar Agni Gauss
...You're stunning.
I got hit by a bus.

...You're stunning. I got hit by a bus.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

"What can I get you?" "Can I get a jack and coke?" "Is Pepsi okay?" "Yeah sure"

avatar Sophia Rich
Daddy, I want Ice cream! Believe me, me too honey... but mommy only gave us enough money for 3 beers!

Daddy, I want Ice cream! Believe me, me too honey... but mommy only gave us enough money for 3 beers!

avatar Anthony Miller
Thine attempt to haggle was denied. Proffer a fresh bid?

Cost: 30 gold coins
Thine offering: a few scraps of copper
Scroll from Merchant: A hangman's noose would fit well a knave such as thee

Thine attempt to haggle was denied. Proffer a fresh bid? Cost: 30 gold coins Thine offering: a few scraps of copper Scroll from Merchant: A hangman's noose would fit well a knave such as thee

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