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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Tea or coffee? Tea, tea. Sugar? Yes, please. Milk? No, thank you.

avatar Zoe ZZZ

Babe, why did God make man first instead of a woman? I don't know, Michael. Why? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. Well, you know what? He probably could have used some. Good.

avatar Mark Manson

Is this your bathroom again, babe? Oh, it's just down the hall to the left. Thanks. Hey, what's going on with your bathroom? What? Nothing. Why? Couldn't access it. There was like an invisible wall. You should be able to. Everyone with a battle pass can. Battle pass? Well, you have to pay for a battle pass to access all the features. You have a ba

avatar jojo9

Quick! Tell a lie! Uh, uh, what should I say? Anything, but quick! Say something crazy like I'm wearing ladies' underwear! I'm, I, uh, I'm wearing ladies' underwear! Huh. Are you? I most certainly am not! It looks like you most certainly am all. Say I'm not! What kind? It's a thong! Ow! This is a breeze! Oh my! I do! I do! I do! Alright, here we g

avatar Zoe ZZZ

Universal problem. Universal problem. Universal problem. Так, нахуй, пожалуйста. Спасибо, ты мне все настроение нахуй испортил. Вот это хуй. Ой, ой, ой, ой, ой, ой, ой.

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I don't think you know how big 12 inches is. Do you see that? Just in scale, where is that going? Not in here, okay? The average gal is going to get about that much. Maybe this, if they're a pro, but the rest of that, completely unmanageable. This is the biggest I've ever seen in real life, but this is fine. It's completely fine. This, fabulous. A

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