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avatar Joseph Mitchell
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Her: "undress me with your words!" Him: "there's a spider in your bra."

avatar Charlie Chocolate

It's amazing, my headache is completely gone. What were those pills called? Hexadrin. Oh, I love you, Hexadrin. Mwah! Oh, look, it comes with a story. Phoebe, those are, they're like the side effects and stuff. Say what? You know, the possible side effects. Oh, my God. Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea.

avatar Jacob Junior

Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. They caused an explosion. Is this true? Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. All right, all right, all right. Well, that's what I heard.

avatar Jacob Junior

Do you know what's wrong with you? No, what? Nothing.

avatar Sophia Rich

you know what they say behind every great black man is the police no no a bunch of slow white athletes no cute but no probable cause no a strong black woman strong black woman

avatar Gaie Houston

"I can fix her" | "holy shit I actually can"

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