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avatar John Paul
Him: Whatchu wanna do? Me: Wanna get drunk and build a fort and then have s*x in it? Him: I... Me: Are you crying?

Him: Whatchu wanna do? Me: Wanna get drunk and build a fort and then have s*x in it? Him: I... Me: Are you crying?

avatar Anthony Miller

How long are you going to squander your talents? You don't know me Seven. I know the cliché you are all too keen to wrap yourself in. *Electric inhale* You're worse than a petulant teenager, at least they have the excuse that their brains aren't fully formed. Hell of a pep talk Dad. You don't know your dad.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
Goth boobs, huh?

Goth boobs, huh?

avatar Jeremy Jordan

You slept with him? I don't think we ever slept, did we, Frank? Don't look so hurt, Alan. I fucked you, I fucked Andrew, I fucked Frank. That's what I do. I fuck. And it made me $8 million. So, you're fucking Dr. Paley here and he mentions a rich patient, a rich, delicate patient. And you figure you can fuck yourself into the will. You know how to

avatar Mark Manson
I'M A WOMAN. I LOVE MEN. IF THAT MEANS I'M NOT LADY-LIKE, THEN I GUESS I'M JUST NOT A LADY. AT LEAST I'M HONEST. YOU'RE DIFFERENT. NO ARGUIN' THAT. BUT YOU'RE A LADY ALRIGHT. I'D TAKE AN OATH ON THAT.

I'M A WOMAN. I LOVE MEN. IF THAT MEANS I'M NOT LADY-LIKE, THEN I GUESS I'M JUST NOT A LADY. AT LEAST I'M HONEST. YOU'RE DIFFERENT. NO ARGUIN' THAT. BUT YOU'RE A LADY ALRIGHT. I'D TAKE AN OATH ON THAT.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
DAD, I GOT A PART IN THE SCHOOL PLAY. I'LL PLAY A MAN WHO'S BEEN MARRIED 25 YEARS. MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL GET A SPEAKING PART...

DAD, I GOT A PART IN THE SCHOOL PLAY. I'LL PLAY A MAN WHO'S BEEN MARRIED 25 YEARS. MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL GET A SPEAKING PART...

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