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Nobody: My kid for no reason at all: Sounds of running, tripping, falling, and oranges scattering.

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1970s kid starter kit: StingRay bike, Sissy Bar, Cut Off Shorts, Long Hair, Tube Socks, hi-top shoes and not a care in the world

1970s kid starter kit: StingRay bike, Sissy Bar, Cut Off Shorts, Long Hair, Tube Socks, hi-top shoes and not a care in the world

avatar Sophia Rich

What's something you have to remind yourself every day? Me: That it is illegal to stab someone for being stupid.

avatar John Paul

You look like you eat Snickers upside down so you can feel the veins on your tongue. I'm gonna make you a pallbearer at my funeral so you can let me down one last time. If you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd be twice as smart as you actually are. I'm beginning to see that your low self-esteem is actually just good judgment. Nothing b

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Waiter: Kids under 12 eat free. Dad: He's 11. Kid: Actually I'm... Dad:

Waiter: Kids under 12 eat free. Dad: He's 11. Kid: Actually I'm... Dad:

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