A small goat stands at the doorway, looking at a child struggling in deep snow. The goat repeatedly jumps into the snow, creating a path. The child eventually reaches the goat, picks it up, and carries it inside, laughing.
Where do you live? In the city. Do you have a house? Apartment. Do you own or rent? Rent. What do you do for a living? Lots of things. Where's your office? I don't have one. How come? I don't need one. Where's your wife? Don't have one. How come? It's a long story. Do you have kids? No, I don't. How come? It's an even longer story. Are you my dad's
LEMONADE STAND INFLATION. How much is your lemonade, sweetie? It costs $10 a cup. Read the sign. Ten. That's some good lemonade, I bet. That's crazy. I only have $1. I take Apple Pay. Well, my Apple Pay doesn't work right now. Listen, if you're broke, then just say that. What kind of a four-year-old are you? What kind of a grown-up doesn't have $10
Kid's got game. Never took the game out of his glove. Ladies, would you like a baseball? And look at the girl in the middle. Oh, that's so sweet. That's not the game ball. Pretty slick. That is the play of the game. LEGENDARY MOVE. Keep Real. Stay Alive!
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