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avatar Gaie Houston
The last thing an erection sees before it dies...

The last thing an erection sees before it dies...

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Her: I've Been On My Knees For 15 Minutes.. How Much Longer? Me:

Her: I've Been On My Knees For 15 Minutes.. How Much Longer? Me:

avatar Olivia Veqqie
I DON'T NEED SEX LIFE FUCKS ME DAILY

I DON'T NEED SEX LIFE FUCKS ME DAILY

avatar Mark Manson
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS BUT NOW I'LL BE EXPECTED TO SPEND THE WEEKEND ON MY BACK WITH MY LEGS IN THE AIR.
DON'T YOU HAVE A VASE?

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS BUT NOW I'LL BE EXPECTED TO SPEND THE WEEKEND ON MY BACK WITH MY LEGS IN THE AIR. DON'T YOU HAVE A VASE?

avatar Gaie Houston

Younger guys, they just want to get in and get out and make a clip. Older guys, they're all about taking their time with you, messing around a little bit, preparing you, let you get after it, release that, go first, and then they go. That's hot. That's what I want. No younger guys. Let you get after it. No younger guys.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute.

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute. "Do you know who the father is?" Prostitute replies, "Oh! For goodness sakes, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"

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