He said he didn’t have a condom
And you said?
I said that's it's fine because I was ready to be a mom.
After I said that he magically had a condom that he forgot about
I was banging this sexy lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!” Thinking back, I really should have ran, but you don’t get offers like that every day.
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