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avatar Patricia Lee
ASKED TO SPELL

ASKED TO SPELL "ORANGE" SHE SAID "THE FRUIT, OR THE COLOR?"

avatar Isabella Lewis
She said she missed me. Normally that would be good, but she's reloading.

She said she missed me. Normally that would be good, but she's reloading.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
Did you realize that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit, different day?

Did you realize that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit, different day?

avatar John Paul
Now accepting applications for: Partner in Crime Must be fluent in smart-ass, sarcasm, and adult language.

Now accepting applications for: Partner in Crime Must be fluent in smart-ass, sarcasm, and adult language.

avatar Sophia Rich
If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate. And I'll name the other DupliKate.

If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate. And I'll name the other DupliKate.

avatar jojo9
Costume party
Host: What are you?
Me: A harp
Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre
28/10/2017, 16:50

8,673 Retweets 27K Likes

Costume party Host: What are you? Me: A harp Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp. Me: Are you calling me a lyre 28/10/2017, 16:50 8,673 Retweets 27K Likes

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