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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know that I don't give eeffoc until I've had my coffee.

Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know that I don't give eeffoc until I've had my coffee.

avatar Patricia Lee
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Would masturbating while smoking pot be weedwhacking or highjacking?

Would masturbating while smoking pot be weedwhacking or highjacking?

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Don't fall for this trap! I expected a good time but only got a shitty buffet instead. Golden O'ral.

Don't fall for this trap! I expected a good time but only got a shitty buffet instead. Golden O'ral.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know 'y'. Dad Jokes with the City of Red Oak. How did the penguin build his house? Igloos it together. I used to work at an orange juice factory... Got fired... I couldn't concentrate. My mom always said I would never amount to anything because I'd always procrastinate... I said 'just wait'. I was g

avatar John Paul
I HAVE NEVER FELT AND HEARD A PICTURE MORE THAN THIS.... I DON'T ALWAYS ROLL A JOINT, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S MY ANKLE

I HAVE NEVER FELT AND HEARD A PICTURE MORE THAN THIS.... I DON'T ALWAYS ROLL A JOINT, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S MY ANKLE

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