Do you think you could lift like 130 140 pounds? Yeah. You think you could lift it and set it right on your face? Oh my gosh, honey. I didn't finish but I pretended I was full. Oh my gosh. I'm like a pinky toe. I'm cute and small and you'll be banging me on the coffee table later. I love coffee. You wanna fill me with your vanilla sweet cream? Oh m
Sorry ladies, I'm married to a freakin' awesome wife. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sunshine and hurricane. She loves me unconditionally and if you mess with me, the beast in her will awake & they'll never find your body. (Yes, she bought me this shirt)
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