Wife: Shouldn't you know how a woman's brain works by now? Me: Maybe if your brain worked the same way two days in a row I would. Shouldn't have said that. @BADDADLEROYBROWN
My wife leaves me sweet little notes like this. OFFICIAL WARNING. DANGER! Your spouse is in a potentially hazardous mood today, due to (CHECK ALL THAT APPLY) Something you did, Something you didn't do, Something you did in a dream, Something outside of your control, All of the above (checked). Please be cautious and keep your distance and/or purcha
When your husband knows you so well. Hello, baby. Hi. Oh, your cheeks are cold. Oh, let me take off your coat, honey. Are your feet wet? No. Well, sit down, darling. You must be awfully tired. Put the tootsies up. That's a boy. There you are. Oh, you great, big, handsome husband, you. Mm. Lucy. Yes, dear. What have you done? Nothing. I'm just glad
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