I just can't. I'm getting a divorce. My wife is out after midnight every night, bar to bar. Driving me nuts. Can't take it no more. Well what's she doing? She's looking for me. I have heart.
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!" Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, ..a little peace and quiet?" "Yeah. But today is t
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