and I am sick and tired of this racket every morning. You think people don't have jobs? Oh my, are you kidding me? That's assault. I am calling the police. You hear me? I'm calling the police. Unreal. Ridiculous.
Oh, hey, I'm so sorry. I didn't feel anything. I mean, of course I felt something you do have them. Why didn't you honk? Wouldn't that have just made it worse? Oh.
I'm finna start my own business. I got big plans. Bitch! You sell lashes out your trunk and can't count to twenty without takin' your fuckin' shoes off! The only plan you got is EBT.
Hey, Gramps, you just hit my car. No, I don't think I did. Are you calling me a liar? No. I thought you... Excuse me. Why don't you walk away from me? Hey, Pops! You see that? You! You did that! Oh, come on, that'll buff right out. Give me your wallet, and maybe you walk away from this. I'm not giving you a damn thing. Give me your wallet. Let's j
Oi! What are you doing with that, Brandon? Boss, let me get two burgers on the floor. What is the smell of wee in here? The fuck is this joke, man? Don't stand near me, son. You've got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss. Take two steps back and wait your turn. Get the fuck off, old man. I'll wet you. The only thing you can wet is your underpa
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