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avatar Charlie Chocolate

I'll see you next time.

avatar Zoe ZZZ

Hello, madam. And where have we just arrived from? Oh, Amsterdam. Now, are you aware it is forbidden to bring any dairy produce in from Holland? Oh, yes, yes. What's this? It's a tub of I can't believe it's not butter. Look, please don't arrest me. I won't do anything like this again. I... It's all right, madam. This isn't butter. It's I can't bel

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avatar Jacob Junior
Me: we're gonna have to perform a cavity search
Her: but the detector didn't even-
Me: ma'm it's just protocol

Me: we're gonna have to perform a cavity search Her: but the detector didn't even- Me: ma'm it's just protocol

avatar Jeremy Jordan

I'ma keep living this life like I wrote this song Singing out loud, ain't nothing wrong The sky's so blue and the world's so bright Every day feels like a Saturday night So here's to the love, to the last, to the high Chasing these stars in the endless skies I got everything I need in the square of water While I'm here on earth, I'll enjoy the rid

avatar Patricia Lee

Can I get 50 pizzas please, it's for the homeless 🙏 Let's say it's another Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. It's another Bum.

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