Some key things I learned when I first started bartending. What did you break a glass? Okay Stella glass bro. What are you doing? You pour grenadine in the ice? Why? It flags the ice so nobody uses it cuz you could forget. Customer said this doesn't taste like a double. Wait what is that? It's a vodka lemonade. Where's the ticket? Babe you rang in
Little slow tonight, isn't it? Yes, it is, Mr. Torrance. What'll it be? I'm awfully glad you asked me that, Lloyd, because I just happened to have two 20s and two 10s right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were gonna be there next April. So here's what you slip me: a bottle of Bourbon, a little glass and some ice. You can do that, can't you, Ll
At A Wedding Party recently someone yelled, "All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death...
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