Little slow tonight, isn't it? Yes, it is, Mr. Torrance. What'll it be? I'm awfully glad you asked me that, Lloyd, because I just happened to have two 20s and two 10s right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were gonna be there next April. So here's what you slip me: a bottle of Bourbon, a little glass and some ice. You can do that, can't you, Ll
At A Wedding Party recently someone yelled, "All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death...
That was supposed to be neat. I'm so sorry it's my first day!! It's not her first day. She has been with the company for 6 years. She works 5 days a week. She has been bartending for 22 years.
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!" Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, ...a little peace and quiet?" "Yeah. But today is
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