A school janitor was fired for destruction of property after breaking open a locker with a crowbar. When the judge heard what was inside, his response went viral. Your Honor, a seventh-grader was having a severe asthma attack in the hallway. She was turning blue. Her inhaler was inside, but the combination lock was jammed. I used my crowbar to snap
Wait for it. Okay class, who can give me an example of something you should never put in your mouth? Yes, Johnny. A lit light bulb. Yes. Interesting choice. That's correct. And why did you choose a lit light bulb? I don't know, but mommy sometimes tells daddy turn off the light before you put it in my mouth. Oh, she says that? Yeah. Okay so... yeah
having in the same holes that it was second. Okay. Everybody ready? Count. Like one, two, three, let me know. Two, three. Oh! You didn't hit it as... Okay.
Johnny, what kind of wife would you like? I'd like a wife like the moon. Wow, do you want her to be calm like the moon? No, appear at night and disappear in the morning. Marriage Lesson.
This scene is forever iconic. I'm so confused, baby, can't you see? Please come and rescue me. Bumblebee, I know what you want from me. Doop doop doop doop doop doop da da da. Doop doop doop doop doop doop da da da. Bumblebee, more than just a fantasy. Doop doop doop doop doop doop da da da. Doop doop doop doop doop doop da da da.
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