A smart-arse teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and said, 'Well, I would expect you to write the
The kid is Danger. Does anyone know where the green ring is? On my penis. I want you to promise me that you will never put this down your pants again. Ever again, forever. If you say so. Your handwriting is really improving. Where are the O's in balloon? It was just right here. Do I have to? Give it up. There are two O's in balloon, Marcus. You pro
For 10 years, she kept a small crucifix by her desk. But then the school told her to remove it or lose her job. She chose to keep the crucifix. After three decades, that was her last day with her students. I got into the office where they met me. They had it in a box, and they gave it to me. They walked me out of the school like I'm a criminal with
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