Watch this, it's so funny. When I was growing up, 99 degrees was just 99 degrees. Now it's 99 degrees out, but the feels like temperature is 103. Who came up with 'feels like' temperature? A fisherman? It's stupid. You know what? My wiener is 3 inches, but it feels like 5. On-screen text also includes: CocoFun, Baton Rouge, LA, TODAY TEMP. 99° SUNN
What do you do for a living, sir? I manage high-stakes cases of pathological lying. Oh, uh-huh. So you work for the Democrats? Look, nobody's done more for the homeless than Democrats. Yeah, because they made a thousand new ones.
I had to take it easy with the voices once I got with my girlfriend. She used to think it was cute, but then, you know, I scared her. One night we're in the room, and she's like, Ooh, what are you gonna do to me? And I was like, You're gonna get it! Stop doing that! We used to role play. We used to play White House. Oh, that was so much fun back in
What do you do for a living, sir? I treat patients who exhibit chronic pathological lying. Oh, so you work for the Democrats? Democrats are America first. Now that's pathological lying, sir.
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