Stand up comedy with cops πΌπ₯Έ Excuse me, are you a cop? Why did the cops show up early to the protest? Why did the cops show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd!
My boy in a wheelchair over here? What's up, man? Who you here with? You here with your cousin? What up? Cousin, what's your name? Jake. Jake, good to meet you, dog. Jake and... Logan. Logan, sounded like it. Shut up, everybody shut up already. I can already tell how y'all gonna feel about this and I'm not gonna stand for it. Neither will he.
Like, the other day, they called me up to my son's school, told me my little boy was up there cussing. I said, what? They're like, yeah, he up here cussing up at the school. I'm like, my little boy? They're like, yeah. I said, oh, no, you know, what'd he say? They're like, he said, shit, damn. I'm like, shit, damn? In that order? They said, yeah.
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