If a girl sleeps with five guys, she is a slut. But if a guy sleeps with 50 girls, he is a legend. Why is that? Um, well, think about it. If a lock can be opened by five different keys, it's a terrible lock. But if one key can open 50 locks, that's a master key.
Kevin Hart vs The Gang. ain't no way in hell I'm gonna believe y'all the gang with some goddamn incredible sweatsuits on. That's the first thing. Boy, I've never seen a bad batch of bad breath in my fucking life. Lick your lips first. Look at this goddamn fake Tyrese head ass over here, mouth shaking. Looking like Stone Cold Steve Austin in the che
Thank God we are in California, not in a third world country. California? The third world countries have better power, water, and less human shit on the streets. Because of Gavin Newsom. People really thought a guy who f*cks his best friend's wife will not f*ck the whole state? Wait for it... You know you can't modify cars in California? Wait, what
Are you kidding me? Any man in this room over 40 knows if you would have actually showed up for a bike ride when you were 12 wearing a helmet, you would've needed the helmet to keep your head from caving in while your friends were pelting you with rocks. "Dorko, what's with that plastic hat?" "Cut it out." "You dented my basket, I'm telling my mom.
When the woman is sleeping, only 10% of electrical activity in her brain is shut down. Woman is sleeping 90% alert. That's a scary thought. But it's designed by nature, so in the middle of the night she can hear what? The baby crying. Do you realize that only female voices just now answered that question? Man, we don't even know. No, no, no. We kno
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