Part 1 Comical Genius I JUST PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOAN IT'S TOUGH GETTING OLDER WENT INTO AN ANTIQUE STORE THEY WOULDN'T LET ME LEAVE LET ME LEAVE I TRIED USING THAT FACE AGING APP THEY SAID NAH YOU'RE GOOD I'M OFFICIALLY AN OLD MAN I GIVE UNWANTED ADVICE TO TOTAL STRANGERS I TOLD A KID TO PULL HIS PANTS UP HIS UNDERWEAR WAS SHOWING HE MOCKED ME TRI
Part 2 😂🤣 Throwback Richard 😂 One Of Ya Greats. I'm sorry I killed your father. I said, 'Miss, what are you talking about?' I said, 'Shit, people get killed in plane wrecks and run over by buses and shit.' He died in your pussy. That's called recycling. You know, I just figured God must have loved my father awful a lot to let him go out like that.
But I feel as a group of people... No, no, wait a minute, hold on. I feel we should be able to stick together. I feel we should be able to communicate with one another. You know what I'm saying? Cause see, it's too much going on. Oh, crazy shit. People shoot people, you know what I'm saying? It's too much. And I really, really think we just know wh
I think he's onto something. All the progressive politicians want to get rid of ICE, right? AOC, Kamala is like, 'We're gonna get rid of ICE, we're gonna reimagine everything.' I don't get it. I like ICE. They do a job. We need them. Immigration, Customs, Enforcement. What's wrong with that? And I realized, I think it's the name. They don't like th
I did not expect the ending of this video. You gotta hear this. Grandma says there are only two things in life that you worry about: whether you're healthy or whether you're sick. If you're healthy, you ain't got nothing to worry about. But if you're sick, you got two things to worry about: whether you're gonna get better or whether you're gonna ge
And then this year, this year, ladies and gentlemen, I was cool for two seconds in my life. I got to fly with the Air Force Thunderbirds. You betcha. They call me up out of the blue and they go, "Hey, we want you to fly with us." And I'm like, "You got the right number?" They said, "Yeah, Bill Engvall, comedian, you stand for what America stands fo
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