Alex, what were you like at school? Inspirational. I think there was a weird thing for me when I was a kid, that, like, everyone was fascinated by me doing literally anything. Like the first time I tied my shoelaces, there was about eight people watching, like sobbing their eyes out. Do you know what I mean? It's a really weird thing as a kid becau
My best friend's wife is a born-again Christian. And we do not get along at all. The other day she called me up to yell at me, saying I'm a terrible influence on her husband because he called her a bad name. I said, "What? Did he call you a bitch?" She said, "No, Anthony. He did not use the B-word." I said, "Uh-oh." Did he call you a c*nt? She said
Insults are a form of endearment in Ireland. I was in Ireland, and I had, you know, done a gig, and I was outside having a smoke, a couple of friends around. This drunk Irish dude, short, walks right up to me and says, 'Jeez, you're a bit mean-looking c*nt.' And my friends started getting pissy, like, 'Hey, hey, hey!' I was like, 'No, no, no, relax
I took an elevator the other day and I was on the floor with a woman. I pressed floor two. She pressed floor three. And then I looked at my card and realized I'm also on floor three. But now I just have to get off on the wrong floor. Cause I can't let the elevator doors open. And then as they're closing, look at her and say, "Change of plans."
Are you man? I'm 6 feet tall, but I'm 6'4 while seated. That's the weirdest way to answer this question possible. So you're 6 feet regular and, you know, same. And you're standing 6 feet and then you sit down and you're 6'4. Is this what you're saying to me? I have the upper body of a 6'4 person and the lower body of a 5'9 person. Well, don't go, d
If everything is God's plan, what does prayer change? Pray for anything you want. Pray for anything. But what about the divine plan? Remember that? The divine plan. Long time ago, God made a divine plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the divine plan has been doing
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