Men of this generation are just too demanding. They complain about everything. Well, you know, everything women demand from a man costs money. Everything men want from a woman costs nothing. And somehow that's still too much for them.
If this were a memoir, I would tell about my wife. What a battleaxe! No one's called their wife a battleaxe since 1945. Listen, Conan, how do you feel about a woman? She's supposed to be my life partner. I look in the mirror the other day and I says to her, 'Honey, I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly old man, and I need you to give me
Now, me and my sister, we go over, um, it's a place called Beautiful Nail. I was kind of confused when I first read the sign though. Beautiful Nail. Now, with these ladies, they're so nice, you know, they make you feel like it's all about you and customer service, you know, whatever you like, we do for you. Can I get my nails done? Okay, honey, do
Women are dirtier when you date them than when you're married to them. Soon as you put a ring on their finger, they got no time to send pictures of the bing bong chicken ding ding ding. You know, my wife sent me a picture of the other day, peanut butter in the fridge. With a note saying, 'Did you put the peanut butter in the fridge?' Then my wife s
Bernie Mac's Free Day Care. That's why I'm opening up a day care center. When I retire from comedy, I'm opening up to you that I'm trustworthy. I will fuck your kid up. You ain't got to fill out no application, the first three months free. You don't need no hidden videos around the house to see what the fuck is going on. 'Cause when you come to pic
Hey, what's up? Come on, get on out. Hey. I mean, I mean, what, King Dangerfield? Wait a minute, man. It's Rodney Dangerfield. Yo, man, what the hell are you doing here? I just moved into the neighborhood. What a neighborhood. For this morning I saw a guy rotate his tires from my car to his. Then they gave a guy a 21-gun salute in his back. What a
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