I'm not a drug guy at all, right? But I am in show business, you know what I mean? So I've been to every kind of party. Now, I'm going to be honest with you, I smoke weed, but I don't consider weed a drug. But you know how show business is. I've been to cocaine parties, I've been to weed parties, I've been to all the parties. And I'm just telling
I'VE GOT A RUSSIAN FRIEND DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAY SHE ALWAYS HAS A WORSE STORY YES RYAN I UNDERSTAND KGB KILL MY ENTIRE FAMILY IN FRONT OF ME BUT YES, GIRL NOT TEXTING U BACK VERY SADDDD!
I was born last year and the first thing I remember is a doctor flipping me over and smacking me on my butt. And what the hell did I do, bro? Why are you spanking me already? I just f***ing got here. LAST YEAR AND SMACKING ME WHY ARE YOU
I'm mad, I called Richard Pryor's house up and said, yo, Richard, Bill Cosby just called me up and told me I was too dirty. And Richard said, the next time motherfucker called, tell him I said, suck my dick. I don't give a fuck. Whatever the fuck makes the people laugh, say that shit. I said, do the people laugh when you say what you say? I said,
I'm going to need you guys to prepare yourselves for this one, because, uh, just trust me. So, after I had the baby, I drank a placenta smoothie. All right, well, first of all, we mixed it with berries, okay? So it tasted of berry. But also, your body made the placenta, and it nourished your baby and gave it everything it needed to be born. And th
Holy shit. He said what? Gay Pride Month seems a little greedy. Four weeks in a row, we get Veterans Day. You fight for the country, you get a day. Thank you for fighting for the country. Oh, sorry, day's over. Take the meat off the barbecue. Memorial weekend, you died for the country to give you a weekend. Thank you for dying for the country. Tak
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