Because admitting you're wrong, when your identity is your ideology, congratulations, you've officially screwed yourself. Because now it's not just an idea, now it's you. And when the idea gets challenged, you don't hear disagreement, you hear an attack. So what do you do? You build a bubble. A nice, soft, padded little bubble where everyone agree
Fact of life, women always have more questions than men have answers to. Great example of this, six, seven months ago I get a text one day. The text says, please pray for Tom, he was in a bad wreck. I walk into the kitchen where my wife is, I said, hey, I just got a text that said, please pray for Tom, he was in a bad wreck. She said, was he drivi
I'm no ladies man I know that Johnny I never got girls I was a kid in show business either You know One girl told me Come on over There's nobody home I went over There was nobody home And this girl Was no bargain either She was fat Fat huh? Fat Fat Fat When she wears high heels She strikes oil Okay Fat huh? Fat Good girl I met her at the Macy's pa
I GAVE YOU EVERY GOOD FINGER BLAST I'VE EVER HEARD OF. Old school, E.T., cops and robbers, shotgun, Chinese finger torture, cigarette machine. Look for change in the payphone. Look for change in the payphone. Wait, is that a nickel? You better get that nickel. Is that a nickel right there.
Racist questions, I'm at lunch with a friend one time, he goes, Mal, what's in Kung Pao chicken? I was like, I'm not a chef, bro, like, why would I know that? He goes, well, you're half Asian, and black people love chicken, what's in it? I was like, dude, we're at Panda Express, why don't you ask the Mexicans?
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