They always tell you before you get married, take a good long look at your wife's mother, because that's what she's gonna look like and act like. And if that's the case, I'm fucked. I can't stand that woman. We was over to her house for the holidays, and I was going through her medicine cabinet to see what she takes that makes her so goddamn crazy.
Ruth Buzzi. The funny part of it is, I find her attractive. No, no, not that attractive. Don Rickles gets lucky with Ruth Buzzi. And incredible human being. Like + Subscribe Plz.
Gotcha 😂 try not to laugh I learned that racism is passed down generationally, so it's internalized, which makes sense. I was walking home, it was late at night, and this black guy walks towards me. And instinctively, I grabbed my purse, even though logically, I know he's not for sale. He did steal my wallet though. CocoFun Bring Laughter Into Your
Proud to be an American. Wtf does that mean? I'm Irish. And I'm all four of my grandparents were born in Ireland, so I'm fully Irish. And when I was a kid, I would go to the St. Patrick's Day parade. And I noticed that they sold a button that said proud to be Irish. And I could never understand that because I knew that on Columbus Day, they sold a
That night that Jesus turned to his disciples and said, one of you shall betray me. And Peter said, is it me, Jesus? And Jesus said, no, it is not you, Peter. And Simon said, is it me, Jesus? And Jesus turned to Simon and said, no, it is not you, Simon. And Judas said, is it me, Jesus? And Jesus turned to him and went, is it me, Jesus?
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