1981 Comedy Classic Rodney Dangerfield DESTROYS on Johnny Carson's Show. I'm not sexy at all. The sperm bank wanted to use my sperm because a woman been pregnant. They had to get her drunk first. Even at the sperm bank, huh? That's right, I'll tell you, it's rough. They're not easy. All I get is fat girls, you kidding me? Took out one girl, who was
You know you can't modify cars in California. Wait, what? You're not allowed to modify your car, but modifying your gender gets you a parade? Fuck Gavin Newsom! Oh, Trump already did.
Part 2 😂 I'm glad y'all like that joke. Look, I did that same joke in San Diego one time. The Seals, everybody was there, right? It's a huge theater, it's like a 3000-seater, and it was packed. This was like our test run before we go overseas. And I did that joke, and I turned around, 3000 sailors up there were not having it. Not a laugh, not a pee
STUTTERING CHINESE WAITER JOKE (RICHARD PRYOR) Can we hit 10K followers? Follow me and share the love! Richard Pryor tells a joke about a stuttering Chinese waiter, imitating his speech impediment, which makes the audience laugh.
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