Hey! Open the door! Nigel... Open the door! Get me out of here! Ay! Hey, come on, okay? Nigel, get me out of here. It's so dark in this suitcase! Get me out of here! What's wrong with you? I don't feel so good... You tryin' to kill me or somethin'?! I need oxygen, oxygen. I don't feel so good... Say sorry, okay? For what? Quiet, come on. Tell me so
BRAVO ALF. The character ALF, an alien from the planet Melmac, is depicted playing a red electric guitar. He is wearing a denim vest, denim shorts, and a red bandana on his head. The background is pink.
Here are six of my favorite Middle Eastern jokes. Number one, do you know what the national bird of Iran is? A US drone. Number two, what do gay folks and junkies in Iran have in common? They both get stoned. Number three, my trip to Iran was very similar to the Ariana Grande concert I went to in Manchester. It was an absolute blast. Number four, w
Do you ever have to sneeze while you're taking a piss? It's frightening, isn't it? It's frightening cause actually you can't do it. It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won't let it happen. Your brain says, stop pissing, we're going to sneeze now. Cause your brain knows you might blow your asshole out.
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