Shit! I'll kill you from here! AHHHHH! Got any barbecue sauce? It's not funny! Stop laughing! Don't make me come down there! What? How would you get down there? You could throw me through fucking peanut. Fix it! [Achmed screams] That's not funny! Stop laughing! How would you get down there?
It's your son, Achmed junior
1. AJ? that's right
2. your leg
3. don't look me
4. kind of cute
5. you caused the accident
Come fix my leg!
He's kind of cute
You didn't mean for it to happen. I did, too!
My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole.
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse went to divorce court. The judge read on the paperwork, he looked at Mickey and said, Listen, I can't let you divorce Minnie because you say she's crazy. Mickey said, I never said she was crazy. I said she was f***ing goofy.
I haven't got a brain. Only story. How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? And Joan... Shengang... Shengang... Shengang... Shenga... Ko... Koawa. I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking. Don't they? Yes. I guess you're right.
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