WHEN I'M TRYING TO LEAVE WORK BUT THAT ONE COWORKER KEEPS TRYING TO MAKE SMALL TALK. Hey yo, my life's like a movie, my life's like a Uzi, jacuzzi. What the fuck out of my way!
Got called into a meeting with HR today, cause apparently telling your coworker that you knew he was a C-section baby by the way he avoids labor is not acceptable.
yo nick pass the onions. All right. Oh shit. Yo Nick, we need some onions, man. Yeah, man, we just, we're really running low on the onions. All right, cool. Yeah, yeah, just, just bring it whenever, man. Just bring it whenever. Yeah, just like as soon as you can, honestly, as soon as you can.
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