I just want to remind you that if you ever want to quit this job, you need to give us two weeks notice. Okay, and I just want to remind you that if you ever want to fire me from this job, you need to give me seven weeks notice. Excuse me? Yeah, if you ever decide it's not working out and you want to let me go, that's totally fine, but I'm just gonn
I had to email an employee reminding him that publicly correcting coworkers in meetings can be humiliating. His response was fantastic. Hey Steven, Sorry about that. I have a rare condition where I genuinely believe that presenting enough facts, evidence, and logic will cause people to update their opinions. Apparently that's not how it works. See
If you make a small mistake at work, be honest and tell your boss about it, the boss will remember your honesty. That way when you make a big mistake at work, you can blame it on someone else and the boss will believe you.
When the boss asks for suggestions to make the workplace more enjoyable. Filter Cigarettes Marlboro. The image shows a water cooler dispenser filled with cigarettes instead of water, with people holding cigarettes, implying this is a humorous suggestion for a more enjoyable workplace.
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